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Microsoft has some advice on how to defend against "ice phishing" and other novel attacks that aim to empty cryptocurrency wallets, for those not already abstaining. Ice fishing involves cutting a hole in a frozen body of water in order to catch fish. Ice phishing, as Microsoft describes it, is a clickjacking, or a user …

  1. wolfetone Silver badge

    There are a number of us who use Office 365 this week that have seen first hand how Microsoft tends to defend its users from these scammers.

    By listing the domain names of the user's company as being infected with Malware. Then going through all of the emails for that user and their company, removing them from their mailboxes and throwing them in to quarantine en mass.

    At which point, they then say "Oops, sorry" after a full 2 days of these shenanigans without so much as an explanation as to why, to only then (from last night) remove emails that have been received this week and then redeliver them to the same mailbox, as if the emails have just been sent.

    Colour me surprised that no one seems to have covered this monumental faux pas, that's affected a fair number of customers?

  2. lglethal Silver badge
    Holmes

    I have a sure fire way to avoid these Web3 Scammers...

    Don't get involved in the stupid, f%&king Web3 scamming bollocks to start with! Walla, you are protected from being scammed out of your crypto - because you dont have any! No Ice phishing for you!

    Protect yourself, your family, and the Environment - just say NO!!!!

    1. ShadowSystems

      Re: I have a sure fire way to avoid these Web3 Scammers...

      Damn my inability to upvote you another trillion times.

      *Hands you a super sized tankard*

      Please accept a couple dozen pints on me as a gesture of how much I agree with your post instead.

      Cheers! =-)

      1. David 132 Silver badge
        Happy

        Re: I have a sure fire way to avoid these Web3 Scammers...

        A couple dozen pints? You lightweight!

        May I point out to OP (lglethal) though, that the word in question is "Voila"? I believe "Walla" (or technically, Walla Walla) is a type of sweet onion from Washington state. And they're tasty, especially on burgers.

        1. lglethal Silver badge
          Trollface

          Re: I have a sure fire way to avoid these Web3 Scammers...

          As an Australian I'm going to declare that as we have a town in eastern Australia called Walla Walla, not to be confused with Wagga Wagga, Warra Warra, or Balla Balla, that we say "Walla!" as our choice of exclamation! Not that I just completely switched off my brain whilst typing that, no, no, no...

          (Cheers for the pick up! :P)

          1. David 132 Silver badge
            Pint

            Re: I have a sure fire way to avoid these Web3 Scammers...

            Actually, it's funny that you say that. Until now, the only time I had encountered someone saying "walla" as an exclamation was in The Lost Continent, which of course is Pratchett's Discworld novel set in a land that is possibly based on Australia. So that reinforces your "we use it spelled that way" explanation - guess Sir Terry knew that, and chucked it in for added verisimilitude.

            Anyway. Have a cold one. Tinny, stubby, or whatever they're called down there :)

        2. Anonymous Coward
          Anonymous Coward

          Re: I have a sure fire way to avoid these Web3 Scammers...

          "word in question is "Voila""

          No, that's an oversized violin!

          (Sorry, it's Friday, and the pub awaits)

          1. David 132 Silver badge
            Happy

            Re: I have a sure fire way to avoid these Web3 Scammers...

            The joy of working from home is that I am my own pub. Just got a 12-pack of Irish beers from Costco (Harp, Guinness, Smithwicks) and am starting on one. Hey, the sun is technically over the yardarm, so it doesn't count as daytime drinking...

    2. Robert Helpmann??
      Joke

      Re: I have a sure fire way to avoid these Web3 Scammers...

      Ice phishing? But what about my NFT collection? If someone starts targeting NFTs, what will we call it? Mushroom picking, because they have "fungi" in their name and they're a single step away from poop?

  3. trevorde Silver badge

    It's going great

    https://web3isgoinggreat.com/

    1. Howard Sway Silver badge

      Re: It's going great

      Thanks for the link - all the stories are just mind-meltingly hilarious. Had to stop at "Baby Musk Coin" before I got to "Samsung launches environmental sustainability-themed metaverse scavenger hunt where people plant virtual trees and earn NFTs"

      1. David 132 Silver badge
        Facepalm

        Re: It's going great

        Have we reached Peak Nathan Barley yet?

    2. vtcodger Silver badge

      Re: It's going great

      It's the drinking water I tell you. It has to be the drinking water. The CIA and the Illuminati are putting something in it that deprives people of what little sense they normally have.. Worldwide apparently.

      And I think the animals are starting to act funny too.

      It has to be the drinking water.

      1. Arthur the cat Silver badge
        Trollface

        Re: It's going great

        It has to be the drinking water.

        Nah. Chemtrails(*), innit?

        (*) For purposes of balance: other barking mad conspiracy theories may also apply.

        1. Boris the Cockroach Silver badge
          Black Helicopters

          Re: It's going great

          Cant be chemtrails , global aviation has decreased during covid, it has to be flouride in the vaccines they're giving us that also pollute our precious bodily fluids.

          Wing attack plan 'R' anyone?

    3. Throatwarbler Mangrove Silver badge
      Alert

      Re: It's going great

      JFC, I had never really looked at the content on that site. Now I have schadenfreude priapism and may need to consult my doctor in a few hours.

  4. Anonymous Coward
    Trollface

    Hope?

    Maybe crypto has finally jumped the shark.

    There is now a Baby Shark Token

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