Fun ways to kill one.
Drop it in a thick coffee mug full of water, stick it in the microwave, & nuke it until the mug runs dry.
Remove the battery, slather it in bacon grease, & feed it to the neighbor's dog.
Remove the battery, slather it in peanut butter, & fling it into the elephant pen at the zoo.
Remove the battery, slather it in bug puree, & slip it into the snake display at the zoo.
Take it to the garage, clamp it in a vice, & smash it with a hammer.
If you want to fek with the head of whomever snuck it on to you/your stuff, cover it in glitter & leave it where a Magpie can find it.
SuperGlue it to the inside wheelwell of a police car/ambulance/fire truck/emergency vehicle.
Tie it to a helium balloon & release it into the wind to drift off to god knows where at altitudes & speeds normally unobtainable by mere mortal Humans.
Hide it inside a banana & leave it where the gorillas/monkies/orangutangs will snatch it.
Slather it in your sister's favorite purfume & leave it where a Canadian moose might bite it...