Not Azure thing: Using MS's Quantum to schedule chats with spacecraft on the DSN While Microsoft's Azure Quantum continues to hover between vapourware and hardware – a state of quantum if you will – NASA boffins have been putting tech inspired by the research to work in spacecraft communications. As for those that think the Moon landings never happened, just wait until you hear about scalable quantum …
Both states are true and false, the quantum system exists and is non-existent at the same time. That is,... as long as you do not look.
It is therefore advised to close your eyes, cross your fingers and open your wallets. In other words, you'll never see it coming who's long fingers are adding or subtracting substantial value from your personal wallet. That may be a good thing for sanity.
Great headline on this one!
I've been meaning to set myself the task of collecting "the best of" El Reg headline wordplay, but the deep history here is daunting.
El Reg and I go way, way back. To the prior millennium. I'm certainly not an IT guy. I am here for the wit, and on rare occasions for the reportage.
And the space projects. Aren't we overdue for another of those?
"I've been meaning to set myself the task of collecting "the best of" El Reg headline wordplay, but the deep history here is daunting."
So true. Here's a couple good ones to start your collection:
Acer pulls out Wang, thrusts its wealth at Ho, and Struggling Acer pulls out Wang too late, then calls Wong number
I'm sure there are headlines that eclipse these so: comrades, chip in!
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