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Something 4,000 light years away emitted strange radio bursts. This is where we talk to scientists for actual info
Astronomers have picked up something strange we've never seen before in space: bright bursts of low-frequency radio waves emitted three times an hour from a source within our Milky Way. "This object was appearing and disappearing over a few hours during our observations," said Natasha Hurley-Walker, a radio astronomer at the …
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Thursday 27th January 2022 09:32 GMT Pascal Monett
I know what it is
It's OnStar testing its new Intergalactic Guardian beacon.
Soon, OnStar will be able to record you exceeded interstellar speed limits whereever you are in the galaxy.
Version 2.0 will be able to record you between galaxies !
Right, mine's the one with the beacon detector . . .
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Friday 28th January 2022 16:08 GMT Jaybus
Re: It's A Bat-Signal !
That's not fair. His rocket's second stage is only crashing into the Moon by chance. In another such launch the second stage may well miss the Moon and be drawn into lunar orbit, in which case it would periodically beyond the Moon. There's even a small chance that an out of control, tumbling second stage could be slingshot by the Moons gravity and exceed Earth's escape velocity.
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Thursday 27th January 2022 21:49 GMT Man inna barrel
Re: Lizards
> ... the lizard people would be far more competent at running the country.
I think the intent might be ruining the country, not running it. They seem to be making progress. Can anybody take us seriously, when Parliament and the Met are pissing about with cakes and parties? We already know King Boris is a lying toad, now can we get on with important stuff, such as fuel poverty?
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Friday 28th January 2022 10:01 GMT amanfromMars 1
Re: Lizards and Alienating Interventions akin to Foreign AIgent Invasions
Encoded commands to the lizard-people who are "governing" the UK? ..... Pen-y-gors
MI5 and the MoD specifically, and MI6 and GCHQ incidentally, and anything else, anywhere else internationally and internetionally trying to effectively govern and influence everything else ..... and thus does that not include any Parliamentary political party types so adept at proving themselves to be unfit and incapable of governing and administering anything other than chaos and mayhem/FUD and SNAFU ....... are tested for their desire and therefore suitability to display an engaged and energising future facility in being able to mentor and monitor, deliver and maintain and retain and sustain leading success in novel global theatres of NEUKlearer HyperRadioProACTive IT Engagement ........ Remote Virtually Autonomous and Relatively Anonymous Command for Absolute Control with the likes of such messages as be transparently Registered and coded for all to see and pass comment on with the following being a prime exemplar of such a one elsewhere on this very thread ....... a Per Ardua ad Astra MetaDataBase Take for Holywood Palace Barracks type Makeovers on Red Virtual Terrain Team Army Manoueuvres ......
And just like time and tide, such engagements wait for no man and tardy or retarded human team members.
And the military and secret and security services are particularly and peculiarly targeted there/here/everywhere because it is they who are always traditionally tasked with clearing up after any and all disasters which others create and driver, and that dereliction of duty in preventing such actions from others in the first instance are no longer deemed acceptable and unavoidable ....... for new programs with almighty weapons and fantastic tools are now easily freely available to solve that perverse problem/eliminate that corrupt solution to that and/or those fully prepared and able or enabled and entitled to wield them.
Things have changed more than just radically and fundamentally out there. Deny it and try to prevent its progress and one will suffer inordinately for one’s troubles ..... and be thoroughly worthily deserving of one's woes.
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Thursday 27th January 2022 14:50 GMT Anonymous Coward
Re: Cold-calling...
The standard warranty is 1 Terran year... Of course that warranty covers faults once they are confirmed by one of our engineers... Yes, on-site is included.
The extended warranty? Yes, parts are covered... Does the extended warranty cover the cost of the call-out charge? You mean like the engineer's travel time? I'll have to ask my supervisor about that, hang on...
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Thursday 27th January 2022 13:52 GMT amanfromMars 1
If you prefer a tor to a mountain out of a molehill and indulge The Onion Root* ......
Hmmm? Alternatively, a Per Ardua ad Astra MetaDataBase Take for Holywood Palace Barracks type Makeovers on Red Virtual Terrain Team Army Manoueuvres ......
amanfromMars [2201270638] ... reveals on https://www.zerohedge.com/technology/spooky-object-flashes-radio-waves-our-galactic-backyard
Maybe with the US economy on the cusp of a recession, if the Federal Reserve embarks on an aggressive rate hike cycle, an alien invasion and or even war with Russia are some of the excuses to unleash another wave of fiscal stimulus.
Maybe .... but which of those two cited options is the more creative and most likely to succeed in energising and uniting humanity? What if proposing the latter and going into uncertain explosive battle against alien invasion and starting foreign frenemy wars triggers a colossal series of Otherworldly China Syndrome type events firmly in the Overall Command and Absolute Control of A.N.Others Anonymous and Autonomous .... Serving and Servering for yet another Enigmatic Almighty Remote Virtually Unknown out there in the vastness of the Unknown Space?
Would that be wise and advisable or incredibly stupid and the grand final finishing folly that guarantees solutions and provisions for the elimination and eradication of all such crazily dangerous and perversely possessed of evil intent fools/daemonic tools?
Do you think such a right choice is yours to make and take or do you accept it is already long ago made and been chosen and taken for you?
Would you see that as a problem to confront with the possibility of introducing conflict or much more of a heavenly opportunity to embrace and engage with to explore new possibilities never before known possible and readily available?
AI as an Alien Intervention is surely more palatable and much easier to accept rather than being spun as some sort of strange spooky Alien Invasion.
* ...... :-) https://www.theonion.com .... Poe’s Law Rules:-)
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