China's Yutu rover spots 'mysterious hut' on far side of the Moon China's Moon rover, Yutu 2, has sent images of a strangely geometric object. A post to Chinese social media site qq.com describes the object as a "mysterious hut" thanks to its cubic shape. The post was made by "Our Space" – a qq.com account that promotes the feats of China's National Space Agency (CNSA) and appears to have …
Inside that building is a communication relay Bill Gates uses to beam his instructions to the Earth and control everyone who has been chipped with the covid vaccine. It has to be on the Moon because as Russia recently demonstrated using a satellite for that purpose leaves it vulnerable to attack.
The Chinese learned about Gates' plans about two years ago after he embedded Windows with a backdoor that would be deployed in a particular PC controlling a robot arm in a little known virology institute in Wuhan China. This would cause it to mishandle a particular vial releasing a fairly virulent strain of coronavirus capable of silently infecting the staff. The staff would then unknowingly carry it out to the wet market across the street and infect many others, thus setting off a pandemic that would eventually cause billions to seek a vaccine. That's why China has been so tight lipped about how the pandemic started, they don't want to tip off Gates and the rest of the Bilderberg Group that are behind it all that they know their plans.
Their plan was to land a rover nearby and enter the building using the robot arm to open the door, then hijack the system using the USB attachment on the robot arm to send out a self destruct code to the chips in every vaccinated person's body, rendering them inert. Unfortunately some low level rover engineer named 霍华德·沃洛维茨 who wasn't privy to this plan saw the "hut" on the horizon and made it public. Now Gates and Musk are scrambling to use SpaceX to launch a small tactical nuke at the rover before it can get there. So if it goes out of communication in the next week or so, and then you hear stories about the incredible coincidence of a meteor strike taking out the Chinese rover, you know the reason why.
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First thing I thought of was a chunk of something we sent there...
How about the bottom half of the LEM that was tested by Apollo X ??? Or the top half of a LEM that was launched into orbit to return astronauts to the Apollo command module? Those things were dropped back onto the moon, so maybe just "space junk". That's what I'm thinking.
I don't need to imagine that, I've already seen it.
(Related, a few weeks ago Amazon sent me a box that was around 30x20x10cm, which was completely empty except for a small baggie holding the two watch bars I'd ordered.)
Obvious explanation will become clear as rover gets closer, and additional detail resolves. Like traffic cones, some hazard tape and a small hole.
It's just one of those universal laws. Wherever there are vehicles, there will be roadworks. If the moon had trees, there'd be traffic cones in those as well.
Well John Lewis "Never Knowingly Undersold" ran a Christmas ad a few years back see it again at
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=emoUWMmGzXo
It was one of their better ones and cost them millions, their claim not mine.
You would think that a reputable posh store like them would have rehomed the old guy with the remarkably small telescope in relation to the required focal length required for his spying on 22 Acacia Drive, Borehamwood (Regomized).
Such a lavish budget and they couldn't be arsed to take the hut with them. Oh it makes my blood boil!
Merry Christmas fellow El Reg Readers.
Mark.
>>spying on 22 Acacia Drive,
Sad - misread Drive as Avenue (its early, I have no coffee...)
I was going to be witty about spying through a telescope and a certain ditty or, IIRC, two by Iron Maiden regarding the activities of a young woman by the name of Charlotte... oh well. Back to work I guess.
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