Desktop bust and custom iPhone 13 Pro made from melted-down Tesla car for the Elon Musk dork in your life Here's one for those with their heads crammed so far up Elon Musk's arse they see the light when he yawns – a desktop bust and custom iPhone 13 Pro design dedicated to the billionaire meme machine, both allegedly made from the molten body parts of a Tesla car. One doesn't have to scroll far down anything the Tesla and SpaceX …
"Here's one for those with their heads crammed so far up Elon Musk's arse they see the light when he yawns"
That the best comment I have seen in years!!! I really don't get the hero worship, what has he actually done? Nothing! All Elon has done is hire others to do things.
People used to worship Bill Gates but at least he had his hands dirty and wrote his early products.
Some say Musk got his hands dirty in his early products, too, namely in portions of PayPal software. I use the accounts on him pulling his weight in his startups to give an example to my fellow software developers how one _doesn't_ work in a team with long term goals in an established industry. The same goes for Gates, whose excuse is that he actually did much of the establishing.
"Some say Musk got his hands dirty in his early products, too, namely in portions of PayPal software."
When you look at timelines, you find that Elon didn't work at Paypal. He did hold stock converted from Zip2 (I think), but it's claimed that the software he wrote all had to be redone.
"what has he actually done? Nothing! "
..One word: SpaceX
No Musk, no SpaceX. It is simple as that.
The impact of all the other stuff can be discussed until the sun turns into a big red ball of fire, but SpaceX is an achievement that I believe we should not underestimate. And it must be noted that out of all the competing space cowboy billionares, Musk has had all the possibilities for a self glorifying space extravaganza, and he has not succumbed to it.
That said, The public persona that we see appears to be deeply flawed, and definately not worth a combined bust / novelty buttplug.
what has he actually done? Nothing!
Paypal
Tesla
SpaceX
SpaceX has drastically reduced the cost of access to space. Tesla's work on batteries is interesting.
The jobsian style cult worship is annoying, and the bloke is unquestionably a bit of a dick, but to say he's done nothing isn't really fair.
All Elon has done is hire others to do things.
Sometimes having the force of will to do this is enough.
People used to worship Bill Gates but at least he had his hands dirty and wrote his early products.
Bill Gates is a skilled lawyer and a ruthless businessman, his programming skills have pretty much zero to do with the sucess of Microsoft. His astute dealmaking more so.
(Also, Like Elon, and probably most people who get to be this rich... not a completely nice person either....)
Elon wasn't an employee or officer at Paypal.
Tesla was started by two other people and they were pushed out by Musk.
SpaceX may charge less for launch services, but they still raise a couple of billion a year from more investors. Perhaps they don't bring in enough to meet their expenses.
Bill Gates is the master of gorillas. His infamous business deals smack of organized crime more than true business practices. He was never really much of a coder. He bought DOS, had people spruce it up a bit and made it MS-DOS. Apple rummaged through Xerox's R&D and then MS copied Apple on the graphical UI. The inter-breeding habits of past royalty is less nasty.
They drive along behind Teslas with the moulds and wait for them to burst into flames, letting the bodywork drip into the moulds.
I just hope that the clearances between the glass and the metal of the housing are within tolerances, unlike many of the Tesla cars...
Their target market seems to be a bit limited because I don't think there are that many people smart enough to get hold of enough money to buy that crap, but stupid enough to actually want to.
I could be wrong though.
I think you are wrong. Stupidity knows no limits. I can think of lots of examples where stupid somehow gets money. I'll not go into examples but over the last few years there's lots of examples.
""I think you are wrong. Stupidity knows no limits. I can think of lots of examples where stupid somehow gets money. I'll not go into examples but over the last few years there's lots of examples.""
You don't need to give examples. Just say "NFT" and that will cover a multitude of sins :-)
Does Elon Musk have a soul? Did he ever?
And as for being a waste of a good car, I concede that there’s much to admire about the innovation behind a Tesla - particularly with regard to the battery and motor technology - but a Good Car per se? I dispute that. There are too many childish fripperies, hand waving to distract you from the fact that the build quality isn’t all that it’s cracked up to be.
My Fiances dad has a 3.
I don't like the giant screen or lack of buttons but other than that the built quality seems spot on, consistent panel gaps - better than the 3 series I had at any rate (though that was a shit show that was never right, and eventually ended up going back - we swapped company cars from BMW to VW after that which was better but the Passat was just a tad boring).
His was a Made in China 3 rather than a Made in USA 3 - controversial but maybe that's the difference?
I know, I know, his autopilot is probably spying on him and reporting back to Beijing all the details of how long he sits in traffic on the M3.
Not a wasted car - these were autoplioted Telsa's that had crashed into tractor trailers, firetrucks, etc., and their metal was molded and sculpted by skilled artisans flown in by helicopter, while the iron was still hot. Each one is part of series titled "Sacrifice to Progress", and each contains some of the incinerated remains of the brave pioneers who died so that ...
Crashed Teslas are a source of motors for power-plant replacement of classic vehicles.
The only problem is the companies that do that have cornered the market/pay a premium for the parts, pricing out most enthusiasts from obtaining those for their cherished jalopies
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@Giles C I am surprised by the fine when "THE MAX PENALTY FOR THIS OFFENCE IF COMMITTED IN RESPECT OF A GOODS VEHICLE IS A £5000 FINE, PLUS 3 PENALTY POINTS AND DISQUALIFICATION".
Also they could also have charged the driver with "DANGEROUS DRIVING".
See: https://assets.publishing.service.gov.uk/government/uploads/system/uploads/attachment_data/file/857507/safety-loads-on-vehicles.pdf
From what I understand they are rarely repaired because they cannot get spare parts so if this is correct it is the ultimate in the throwaway society,
It may have been on El Reg that there was a reference to the fact that even simple panels are hard to come by.
It's not just about getting spare parts, it's also about being able to do something with them. The problem with a chassis in only 3 parts of cast aluminium is that you can't fix any of it - you have to replace the whole busted part. Which you can't get, and even if you could it would be a LOT of labour as you basically have to take the whole car apart. You just can't repair the damn thing.
Leaving the less than sterling build quality of what is IMHO an overly expensive car aside, this is one of the main reasons I will not buy any EV from Tesla (there are more, but I tend to buy cars to last me for quite some time, and accidents do happen).
"From what I understand they are rarely repaired because they cannot get spare parts so if this is correct it is the ultimate in the throwaway society,"
That is a problem especially at the end of a quarter when they are pushing for shipping numbers.
A bigger problem is if you resurrect a Tesla from the remains of several, you will have to take the car to Tesla to be re-annointed or it won't work on a Supercharger, phone app and Tesla service centers won't touch it or sell you parts. The cost is outrageous and there is no checklist you can go by to make sure it will pass. They either like you or you fail. No refunds on the exam if you don't pass. Much like older cars in Japan, getting the full MOT is so expensive that it is better to just get a new car.
YouTuber MKBHD and others have covered their various other crazy products in some depth. Definitely interesting but all make me wonder “who would buy this?”.
Check out his video about the iPhone containing a piece of the moon which also feature Neil DeGrasse Tyson.
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