Interestingly Subtle Bravado, eh?
and the obviously Q is: how do they get this information?" exactly like MicroFlaccid's "telemetry" in winX et al., where they both know when you sit down, they know the consistency, they know when you flush, when you stand up,... the exact number of knickers in the wash,... they know which ones have streaks; feel comforted yet by their ever progressively invasive breach of YOUR privacy?