If I had a Dollar for...
every dollar I didn't have, and a dishonest accountant, I'd be rich. He hired the wrong accountant.
The US Department of Justice and the SEC on Wednesday charged the former CEO and co-founder of mobile development testing biz HeadSpin with defrauding investors. The government's complaint [PDF], filed in a federal district court in San Jose, California, contends that Manish Lachwani, who helped found HeadSpin in nearby Palo …
Robinhood Financial
3200 Ash St Palo Alto, CA 94306-2239
Headspin
https://www.headspin.io/company/
3200 Ash St Palo Alto, CA 94306-2239
RealtyTrac
3200 Ash St Palo Alto, CA 94306-2239
Kaplan Attorneys
BAYSHORE PROPERTY MANAGEMENT
Bill.com
I notice its the same office, that old magazine HQ. Red flags here. I always made the assumption that all those people in that building were Robinhood people, but it seems to be a coworking space or split offices or something.
The bigger problem is an overinflated economy with so money slushing around that investors have zero incentive to do any research. You really should put a critical eye on things like this. At least take a look at their offices and ask yourself if that is a billion dollar company.
without a suite number in the address it looks the same.
But a NORMAL company address WOULD include the suite number.
I used google maps to zoom in on it. It is a simple two story office building that looks a bit like a house, as far as I can tell, a kind of "semi-posh looking" rich neighborhood "homey" kind of building in my opinion. And it's not that big. You need 'street view' to see what I mean.
Google maps flagged 'Robinhood Financial' on the map. I do not think it is a mailbox place, but actual office space. Maybe it comes with a limited office staff (phones, mail) and internet service? That would make having an office space and a physical address convenient, especially for an intarweb company.
Interesting observation though. It's worth following up.
I will never understand UNSCRUPULOUS businesspeople.
I think I fixed that for you. Most business people are honest, and are the kind of people who hire you and pay you well if you do a good job, charge fair prices and service customers well, and report expenses and earnings honestly to investors.
But most "Investors" ask about the amount of money you are making and refuse to talk to you if you are not making at least five million dollars a year. So if you are trying to get investments then you either need to be in a situation where you don't really need them or else you need to invent income...
Q: "Did you make $5M this year?"
A: "Yes we have $6M in the bank now" ...
Internal Accountant: "The bank called about your $8M line of credit" ...
Many silicon valley jobs involve collecting logos from other companies for their slides, as a way to attempt to demonstrate that they're one of the movers and shakers there, and pump up the assumed value of their contributions.
It quickly turns into a hollow exercise, but it's almost the only thing they know how to do.
So, an operation where the boss can tap out a few fake invoices in his office and give them to the "person who does the accounts" is a billion dollar company?
Obviously far too much money sloshing round there in the vain hope of finding the next big thing. Probably a good time to start looking elsewhere for genuinely good stuff to invest in, if so many chancers who've scented an easy way to fleece the gullibly greedy have heard the words "billion dollar valuation" too many times to be able to resist.
it's easy to achieve a billion dollar valuation. If I have a billion shares in my company and sell you one for a dollar then suddenly I have a billion dollar company. The fact that you were the only one dumb enough to pay a dollar for 1 billionth of my company seems not to matter when the VC hype machine gets going
They've got offices, a CEO, investors and so on. I wonder what their product was? I looked it up and I'm stil none the wiser. See what you make of it:=
"HeadSpin was founded to address the need for a global testing, performance monitoring, and QoE management platform to help organizations assure optimal digital experiences across mobile and web delivery channels.
"The HeadSpin platform is an industry first, providing a powerful, easy-to-use solution that enables development, QA, product, and operations teams to accelerate release cycles, build for complex real-world user environments, and know whenever any component of the system degrades or breaks—whether at the code, device, or network layer—anywhere in the world.
"Since inception, the platform’s extensive on-prem and cloud-hosted global device infrastructure has been expanded with machine learning-driven performance and quality of experience analytics to proactively test and monitor mobile, web, audio and video applications in real-time."
Sounds as if one of their primary products is a buzzword generator.