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Ordinary salaried Brits
I dig the joke :-)
HSBC has confirmed it is experiencing problems with its online and mobile banking operations after customers took to social media to complain about the lack of service. A statement on HSBC's Twitter feed admitted: We're aware some customers are having problems using Online & Mobile Banking. We're really sorry and are working …
That may well be the case as their accounts are probably not in the UK. HSBC actually has operations in rather a lot of countries. So maybe the problem is with the UK.
Whilst The Bank may have started on drug money and still launders it the UK is not its main market, especially post Brexit.
The ElReg ought to keep something handy for HSBC like newspapers do for celebrity obits.
"HSBC systems are down and customers can't access their money". Then just change the death date each time.
I'm somewhat surprised they still have customers. They're a patient and forgiving lot.
A customer, for now. I called HSBC to discuss "persistent credit card debt", at their request. I felt humiliated doing so. But better. Whilst discussing the potential of a repayment plan - involving details of our monthly expenditure, the young man working for HSBC mocked me for not earning enough to pay more than I already do. So. I will eventually repay the debt and then never ever ever use HSBC again. They can have my Griffin Savers items as our parting gift. F*k 'em.