Two's Company... Three Is Crap.
OK Let's all calm down dears. The first job is to fuck the ASA off. Advertising Standards Authority is not an "Authority"
Authority means "the moral or legal right or ability to control" Source: https://dictionary.cambridge.org/dictionary/english/authority
The current ASA has no legal right or in fact any ability to control a piss up in a brewery. It's time we had a watchdog with bollocks and legal powers to fine advertisers and order the miscreants to stop bullshitting us.
Three, the fastest growing network promised me 5G speeds at around 150 Meg download for £20 a month sim only. I signed up, online thankfully (distance selling regulations).
I received the SIM and popped into my 5G Xiaomi 11 Lite. Hey presto 7 Megs down indoors and 22 outdoors. I fucked them off two days later. They are not worthy of being a mobile operator.
I wanted the 5G connection in order send SKY BB packing, I get 7 Meg down. No FFTC in my part of Manchester. After chatting to SKY they cancelled my BB (it was out of contract) - they asked if I'd be interested in SKY mobile for £20 a month and 60 GB data. They guaranteed 100 Meg download.
As I was running out of options, and the sales lady had a lovely Scottish accent and couldn't stand Ms. Nicola Sturgeon or her predecessor the colourful Mr. Salmon (answers on a postcard for the next leaders surname - I'm going for Trout) .... Anyway I signed up with Shona at SKY .
Two days later, shiny new SIM with the envelope emblazoned with "Welcome to the SKY family" sorry no fucking relations to me now, or ever.
SIM delivered Av. 120 Meg down and 12 up. Yes I know its works on O2 as a MVNO. Still better than the Three bollocks they are serving up.
Regards, and Toodle Pip, Mark.