Grat Gadsby!
Coming next - the Microsoft Keyboard where you pay per key click. Popular keys, like 'e' will be more expensive and rationed at busy times with special offers on the less popular keys to help with load balancing.
Microsoft has done two very characteristic things: create a new type of Ping and signalled it will charge to use it. Microsoft currently offers a "URL Ping test" that it admits is "a bit of a misnomer" as it has nothing to do with the Internet Control Message Protocol's "Ping" command, which Reg readers will know is a fine way …
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