back to article 2021: A Bork Odyssey. Is it remake of Disney's The Black Hole or explorer.exe being shown the door?

The UK's cinemas may be reopening, but it looks to us like The Terminator is still showing. Or perhaps that perennial Microsoft favourite – Bork: The Movie. The Harlow branch of flick-flinger Cineworld is the scene of today's unfortunate events, as a screen which would normally show what treats are in store for customers is …

  1. adam 40 Silver badge

    I've seen "Terminator"

    ... and Terminator 2.

    But Terminator 4248, well that's more sequels than Fast and Furious! Perhaps it came back through time...

    1. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      Re: I've seen "Terminator"

      An attempt at humour, one supposes?

  2. Tom B

    Politically Correct Commands

    Still, it's better than the command (Unix, I believe) to "KILL ALL CHILDREN". Sterner stuff, indeed.

    1. Steve Button

      Re: Politically Correct Commands

      I've been doing Unix/Linux for 25+ years and I'm pretty sure that's not a command. However, if you kill a process it does tend to kill the children processes as well. Unless you kill -9, in which case sometimes the children turn into Zombies. Or Kill -15 which will force the parents to turn into werewolves.

  3. ravenviz

    ...or The Blue Lagoon starring Bork Shields!

    1. DJO Silver badge

      Here goes:

      From Bork to Eternity


      Night of the Long Borks

      And of course, Carry on Borking

      1. The commentard formerly known as Mister_C Bronze badge

        Bork to the Future

        Escape from New Bork

        Borking Girl


        The Social Netbork

        and finally

        A ClockBork Orange

        1. DJO Silver badge

          I forgot this Peter Sellers classic:

          Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bork.

      2. ravenviz

        Bork and Mindy

  4. JimPoak

    The Black Hole

    That was one of my favourite cheesy movies. It has The Black Hole,good robots,villain robots and a mad scientist.

    "Some cause must have created all this, but what caused that cause?"

    Microsoft Windows!

    1. J. Cook Silver badge

      Re: The Black Hole

      There's also a fair amount of ham in that cheese- some of the actors were pretty big names when it came out.

    2. Robert Moore

      Re: The Black Hole

      For a brief moment I thought they were actually going to remake it. I was rather excited.

      Come on Disney, you have remade damn near everything else. It's time the a Blackhole reboot.

      1. John Brown (no body) Silver badge

        Re: The Black Hole

        I'm still waiting for the reimagined live action remake of Steamboat Willy!

        1. ravenviz

          Re: The Black Hole

          Steambork Willy?

      2. JimPoak

        Re: The Black Hole

        Stop press.

        In my wondering I went in to store that does Collectable toys and found a complete set of characters from the film. At 7 Waterloo Rd, Blackpool FY4 1AF

        More cheese please.

    3. Throgmorton Horatio III

      Re: The Black Hole

      Starring Ernest Borknine.

  5. Sampler

    The Scariest Movie

    I was once (circa 2016) sat in a cinema and the windows XP load screen came up..


    (as you can see, it was a sell out show...)

    It was weird they were still advertising it two years later:


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