Noone is safe?
Let me see you infect my Commodore 64 over my shitty dial up connection. What's that, you'll have to get back to me once you've found something that'll fit on a low density floppy disk? And convince me to download it? And save it to disk? And reload it every time I turn it on? And to upload copies to all those BBS' that run on everything from Ataris, Amigas, and TRS80s? Have you spotted the problem yet?