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Attendees at this week's Women In Technology Online Festival were trying to watch keynote speaker Michelle Obama when the stream crashed within seconds of starting, leaving many unable to see the former US First Lady at all. When conference screens began flashing up 502 gateway errors and network error messages during …

  1. mikus

    Or they could have just zoom, webex, or any other responsible platform. How much did random unheard of conferencing company pay to show up at the table?

    1. DJV Silver badge

      It was that geezer Terry from down the pub armed with a load of string and several baked bean cans.

      1. TimMaher Silver badge
        Coat

        Baked bean cans

        Unfortunately, the cans were still full of beans.

        Mine’s the one with the opener in the pocket.

      2. Fruit and Nutcase Silver badge
        Coat

        I think I know the one you mean - the one that is friends with that Matt whatshisname who is a bigwig in London

    2. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      responsible?

      The same Zoom that lied about its end-to-end encryption then doubled-down on the lie when caught, built in FBI backdoors before public outcry forced an un-do, bypassed browser security, fobbed off customer information to Facebook, and so on? That "responsible" Zoom?

  2. Doctor Syntax Silver badge

    "Unforeseen server conditions"

    So unforeseen that they didn't foresee the need for any resilience.

  3. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    Did no one think "the live stream is failing. Let's record it."

  4. Fruit and Nutcase Silver badge
    Joke

    Allo, Allo!

    "Listen very carefully. I shall say this only once!"

    Michelle of the resistance[Obama]

    1. Fruit and Nutcase Silver badge
      Coat

      Re: Allo, Allo!

      Was Michelle Obama wearing a Trenchcoat and beret?

      icon >>>

    2. MiguelC Silver badge

      Re: Allo, Allo!

      (putting ear trumpet in said ear) Whhhaaaaaattttt?

    3. Kane Silver badge
      Joke

      Re: Allo, Allo!

      "Listen very carefully. I shall say this only once!"

      Good Moaning!

  5. TaabuTheCat

    That bus is still rolling

    "We're performing a full investigation with our network provider and other partners to determine why the issue was not caught during quality assurance tests."

    The wheels on the bus go round and round...

  6. W.S.Gosset Silver badge
    Trollface

    "Absolutely TYPical!"

    "Yet again a POWERFUL woman is silenced by the patriarchy aligned against her!"

    .

    .

    (C'mon, _someone_ had to satirise the standard gender stereotypes :)

    1. codejunky Silver badge
      Trollface

      Re: "Absolutely TYPical!"

      And the woman cries out 'why are you not listening to me'!

  7. Foxglove

    She doesn't need the money...

    So why speak to an audience who have to pay to listen?

    Why not spread the wisdom publicly and for free?

    I'm sure she has some interesting things to say.

    I'm not being facetious, she's an intelligent and well educated woman.

    Maybe she'd use the money for good causes, who knows?

    But one good cause is using your wisdom and high profile to help people without asking for money.

    That keynote could be delivered for free to everyone, the workload for her is the same as the fee paying version and I'm sure it would be easy to drum up some publicity to get the message out.

    If it were me in that position I'd help everyone I could without the paywall.

    1. Kane Silver badge

      Re: She doesn't need the money...

      "If it were me in that position I'd help everyone I could without the paywall."

      I wouldn't worry too much about the availability of said keynote, someone will screen record the entire thing from one of the two repeated catch-ups and upload to the video distribution platform of their choice

  8. Horst U Rodeinon

    What do they think was missed?

    Any sentient being who has wasted time reading Mooch's earlier writings realizes the server gods did them a favor.

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