I doubt if a cicada would get much sap out of Joe, I suspect it's mostly formaldehyde.
Following The Reg's recent exclusive coverage of the growing cicada threat to humanity, we can now reveal that US President Joe Biden narrowly missed being literally decapitated by a lone cicada assassin. Biden was yesterday seen fighting off his hexapod assailant as he attempted to board Air Force One, before flying across …
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Boffins have discovered a fungus whose spores turn them into, according to the normally staid Scientific American, "horror movie sex-bots".
I want some and I want it now.
1985, Westbury, NY.
My Dad: What the hell is that noise? It sounds like sprinklers, but it's deafening!
Me: You mean the cicadas?
My Dad: WHAT?
You think these things are a joke. All summer kept awake by them, followed by an autumn of having millions of disgusting thumb-sized carcasses on every vertical and horizontal surface. Thank Azathoth they only come out every 17 years. Haven't heard them that bad much since then, but then again, I moved.