back to article If a kiosk borks when nobody is using it, can it be said to have borked at all?

Today marks a return of an old favourite as the DNS of bork, McDonald's, pops up again to show us how unattended kiosks should be run nowadays. mcdonalds bork No burger for you The "safety first" message has been received loud and clear at a Chicago outlet of the grease merchant. Not only is the kiosk closed, likely to …

  1. TeeCee Gold badge
    Coat

    McDMagnifier.exe

    Ah. That'll be the thing that generates the pictures of the burgers that appear on the kiosk screen.

    These are always around 20% larger than what actually turns up,

  2. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    I was really hoping that lockdown would've been the end of these charnel houses.

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  3. EarthDog

    Never forget

    POS also stands for Piece of $h1t

  4. Winkypop Silver badge
    Devil

    Hell will be like that

    Nothing to eat but greasy fast food, ordered via broken touch screens crawling with crud.

    1. Kane
      Thumb Up

      Re: Hell will be like that

      "Nothing to eat but greasy fast food, ordered via broken touch screens crawling with crud."

      Yah, but on the good side, you're already dead, so scoff away!

  5. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    Wrong tool

    Why is it, that I always feel these kiosk/sign products are using the wrong tool for the job.

    Way too much bloat and unnecessary code that doesn't need to be there assuming you can role you own minimal Linux distro.

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