They might then check out the people making remote controlled floodlights
You can buy Wifi-controlled LED colour floodlights on Amazon, and I bought a couple - which went back about 30 minutes after I bought them and powered them up for test.
The problems:
1 - they're exclusively controlled via an account you have to make on some server. In other words, server closes, lights become useless as there's no local control, and that's aside from any control and disclosure issues;
2 - according to iOS, the app you need to use for controlling them wants access to:
- Location
- User content
- Health & Fitness data
- Contact Info
- Identifies
- Diagnostics
Apart from all the other things it has no rational reason to access, what business does a floodlight have with my health?!?
Unbelievable.
I have left out the product link to protect El Reg from lawyers, but it's available if anyone wants it for research or a juicy article.