
Mirror, mirror on the head
If hair were money, then Bezos' style would be a one-click adventure and we'd all have a polished mirror on top.
I'm sure he is currently speculating to monetize hairy and reflectory affairs in a consistent way.
Though Smaug-like CEO Jeff Bezos is famously a hairless wonder, Amazon is striking out into yet more new territory with a London salon. So that's book shop cum everything shop cum cloud powerhouse cum grocer cum hair stylist. Amazon first made its bricks-and-mortar presence known after its purchase of US grocer Whole Foods …
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I'd have held out for New Barnet.