Capita: We're creating a 'Portfolio' division to house all the stuff we don't want

Corporate pantomime baddie Capita is again carving up its operations, creating specific divisions for private and public sector customers and a third that will house non-core businesses it wants to sell. The restructuring plan was outlined alongside financial results for calendar 2020 which, although in line with expectations …

[Anonymous Coward]

house non-core businesses

I thought crapita provided all those non-core businesses? Who's going to outsource the outsources?

[Arthur the cat]

Oh FFS!

Just kill it with fire.

[Chris G]

Re: Oh FFS!

If Crapita was a horse, it would been dog food years ago.

[nematoad]

Re: Oh FFS!

What have you got against dogs?

If Capita was dog food I would not even put it in the recycling bin, it's that toxic.

[Anonymous Coward]

Probably a typo... maybe...

“our people want to spend more time woking at home”

Well that’s not very polite!

[Roger Greenwood]

Re: Probably a typo... maybe...

made me chuckle as well