back to article Capita: We're creating a 'Portfolio' division to house all the stuff we don't want

Corporate pantomime baddie Capita is again carving up its operations, creating specific divisions for private and public sector customers and a third that will house non-core businesses it wants to sell. The restructuring plan was outlined alongside financial results for calendar 2020 which, although in line with expectations …

  1. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    house non-core businesses

    I thought crapita provided all those non-core businesses? Who's going to outsource the outsources?

  2. Arthur the cat Silver badge
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    Oh FFS!

    Just kill it with fire.

    1. Chris G Silver badge

      Re: Oh FFS!

      If Crapita was a horse, it would been dog food years ago.

      1. nematoad Silver badge

        Re: Oh FFS!

        What have you got against dogs?

        If Capita was dog food I would not even put it in the recycling bin, it's that toxic.

  3. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    Probably a typo... maybe...

    “our people want to spend more time woking at home”

    Well that’s not very polite!

    1. Roger Greenwood

      Re: Probably a typo... maybe...

      made me chuckle as well

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