Re: WTF with the disclaimer?
I still use the S7 edge. It has been a great phone (except for the lack of support as of this year). I have taken it to beaches, pools, hot tubs and it has never failed me after I dusted or rinsed it clean. Since I have an unnatural distaste for fingerprints on smartphones (or monitors, or television sets), I would wash the thing often.
My only gripe was that, rather logically, the touchscreen would go into conniptions in the rain. That is, all until I dropped it and cracked the screen last year. I bought a replacement as it was down to $200 but the replacement was definitely not as water resistant as a new unit!
I am in the market for a phone that gets security updates but still stung by the $800 I paid back in 2016; the phone is perfectly suitable and should be supported for a few more years!