back to article Rambo: First Bork. Turns out John Rambo is no match for a bad CMOS checksum

While Sylvester Stallone may or may not be done with the Rambo franchise after decades of portraying the eponymous character, its arcade incarnation endures, if a little borked. Spotted by a Register reader at the Wokingham Superbowl, a venue featuring bowling, laser quest and the mysteriously named "extra activities", things …

  1. Unicornpiss
    Meh

    A Celeron -- quality

    And a mechanical hard drive with a miserable amount of RAM. (I realize this is an older game) I just find it ironic that an actual arcade game has such terrible gaming specs.

    1. juice

      Re: A Celeron -- quality

      > And a mechanical hard drive with a miserable amount of RAM. (I realize this is an older game) I just find it ironic that an actual arcade game has such terrible gaming specs.

      Looking at the Lindbergh Red specs, it had 1GB of ram and a GeForce 7600gs GPU with 512mb of ram.

      The Xbox 360 came out at around the same time and had just 512mb of RAM, shared between the OS and GPU. Admittedly, the Xbox 360 had the benefits of custom hardware and a better GPU, but OTOH, Microsoft had much more engineering resources and major economies of scale.

      To be honest, by 2005, arcade manufacturers had generally given up on cutting-edge technology; arcades were dying out and as per the Xbox 360, it was increasingly difficult to compete with home technology. Instead, they began to focus on "experiences" facilitated by physical gimmicks which couldn't be easily reproduced at home.

      Which is why the few remaining arcades are now filled with variations on shooting and racing games, with the occasional pinball table stuffed into a corner and a couple of knackered DDR platforms blinking away forlornly...

      1. Cynic_999

        Re: A Celeron -- quality

        And in 20 years time we may get the comment, ... "I can't believe that a professional arcade game only had 150GB of RAM, a 10TB SSD and a GPU with less than 80 cores ...

      2. herman Silver badge

        Re: A Celeron -- quality

        Pinball machines are indeed making a comeback again and had multiple previous comebacks actually as well.

  2. 0laf Silver badge
    Happy

    I too spent a lot of time on Rambo First Bloot Pt2 on a Speccy 48k.

    Oh the unbridled joy at finding the rocket arrows lying around. Happy days.

    I'll need to go dig out an emulator now

    1. David 132 Silver badge
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      I'll need to go dig out an emulator now

      I've gone one better, and have a Sinclair Spectrum Next on its way to me, from the recent Kickstarter campaign. Definitely looking forward to playing this and all my other favourites from the time (Wizball, Knight Tyme, Zanthrax, Jet Pac etc)

  3. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    Please no....

    The first film was bad enough, PLEASE dont inflict anymore suffering by making anymore !

    1. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      Re: Please no....

      Going to have to disagree with you on that. The first film was the best film as it touched on the issues faced by American soldiers returning from war. It also had Brian Dennehy.

      1. Anonymous Coward
        Anonymous Coward

        Re: Please no....

        Yeh the first film was good, but how about the first arcade game... anyone remember taking down that helicopter, how aggravating was that?!?!

        P.S. that game with the helicopter might of been some game with "Wolf" in the title... I don't know anymore (i thought it was "Laser Wolf", but apparently not).

        1. Dabooka

          Re: Please no....

          I do recall the helicopter on Rambo on my pal's C64, we played this a lot along with Commando.

          In the arcades I think Operation Wolf had a helicopter to shoot down with bonus light gun too (and on the Mega Drive?).

        2. Curtis

          Re: Please no....

          Operation Wolf?

    2. Cynic_999

      Re: Please no....

      I watched the first film for the first time yesterday. I thought it highlighted a couple of moral issues very well indeed, and the action was entertaining no matter how implausible. Although it used the formula of having villains who were 100% evil. There are few films where the opposing sides are neither "good" nor "bad" but just have different views that are both perfectly understandable and defensible, which is almost always what any real-life situation is, even if politicians try to persuade us that "we" are good and "they" are evil.

      1. 0laf Silver badge

        Re: Please no....

        Operation Wolf on my Speccy +2A with the bonus light gun pack.

        Heady days indeed

        Even if my all time fav games were actually Robocop and Myth - History in the Making.

      2. herman Silver badge

        Re: Please no....

        "opposing sides are neither "good" nor "bad" but just have different views that are both perfectly understandable and defensible" - That is why veterans from opposing sides of a forgotten war, will happily get together for a beer.

  4. Old Shoes

    A new CR2302 would fix it

    Drop in a new battery and it’ll be fine.

    One of the few consumables a computer eats. Change it every half a decade and you’re good to go.

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    2. wwwd

      Re: A new CR2302 would fix it

      Depends on your computer. Soldering a battery holder to the NVRAM chip on a M48T02 was not much fun

      http://www.obsolyte.com/sunFAQ/faq_nvram.html#attach

    3. Prst. V.Jeltz Silver badge

      Re: A new CR2302 would fix it

      I'm unclear why it needs a battery.

      That was for the date / clock traditionally

      I t doesent need to know that.

      surely they can overide the "battrery dead press F5" message and have it boot up?

      If that machine did know the year it'd probly self destruct out of depression.

      1. jelabarre59

        Re: A new CR2302 would fix it

        I'm unclear why it needs a battery.

        That was for the date / clock traditionally

        I t doesent need to know that.

        But if the system is based off of standard "PC hardware", then the board probably had one just because they ALL would have by that point.

        At least it would be new enough not to have an auto-destruct Varta barrel battery.

  5. DutchBasterd

    Tudududu

    Got the title song from the C64 game in my head right now. Fantastic game, awesome loading screen, great gameplay, quite difficult but not impossible. Remember to use the spacebar to select your weapons.

    1. Zippy´s Sausage Factory
      Happy

      Re: Tudududu

      Well I'm off to SOASC to download all the music as MP3s... nostalgia time!

      (Where's the retro computing action icon then?)

    2. Jedit Silver badge
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      "Got the title song from the C64 game in my head right now"

      Check out Matt Gray's update on the Reformation albums - it's even better.

      I've never checked it out, but I'm told the arrhythmic bit at the start is the names of the coder and the musician in Morse code.

    3. Prst. V.Jeltz Silver badge

      Re: Tudududu

      I remember leading that helicopter on a merry chase around the map so i could listen to the music for longer!

      (did same with final dragon on Rastan Saga too!)

  6. corrodedmonkee

    To be honest, as someone who grew up in Wokingham, and with the area around this area being demolished and rebuilt... I'm sort of surprised to see this place is still there. I thought it was pulled down years ago!

    1. anonanonanonanonanon

      Ah fond memories, I used to go to that very place in Wokingham when I were a lad over 20 years ago, used to be called something different, but the only place in town with arcade machines

      1. corrodedmonkee

        Very much sounds like you were a lad when I was a lad, hah.

  7. Dan 55 Silver badge

    well-heeled friends enjoyed the superior, if blockier, graphics of the Commodore 64 version

    I like my detail, thanks. Just like Paradroid vs Quazatron, I think we all knew which version was truely the best.

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    2. Prst. V.Jeltz Silver badge

      just youtubed both versions (of rambo) to refresh my memory,

      C64 is leagues ahead!

      You're right though Quazatron was better than Paradroid

      Commando and Exploding fist were also better on zx , but thats about it!

      1. Dan 55 Silver badge

        And Turbo Esprit of course. Rumour has it the opening sequence of Vanilla Sky was inspired by the C64 version of Turbo Esprit.

  8. Anonymous South African Coward Silver badge

    Bah, the closest I came to that was Operation "dead in seconds" Wolf...

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