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  1. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    My demands

    I’m going to need at least £250k, use of the company helicopter and a corner office. Oh, and as much Nespresso as I can drink.

    And I only want to work 1 day per week; £250k+ doesn’t spend itself, people.

    I’m not submitting a CV - you simply wouldn’t understand my talents. Does a king explain his thinking to a courtier? He does not.

    To paraphrase another orange, honest and humble man, I can Make Your Company Great Again.

  2. JAB van Ree

    Good luck finding such a Linux engineer for the given salary...

    1. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      And the data scientist role as well....

      I mean you could triple the salary and still struggle to fill the jobs with a half competent monkey!

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