First they came for chess, then Go... and now, oh for crying out loud, AI systems can beat us at curling Machines have been able to beat human players at chess for years and now they have trounced their creators at "chess on ice," as curling practitioners sometimes refer to their sport. Curling involves sliding hefty polished stones on a sheet of ice toward a target area, sometimes with spin so the stone curls. It's similar to …
Pornography is a Prime Adopter and ACTive Virtual Adapter of Curly Systems for Immaculate Drivers. The Success of a Most Accommodating and Enthusiastic Carnal ReProgramMING launches One into and onto Heavenly Directions for Earthly Applications Future Building with Advanced IntelAIgents.
A little something for the MOD to mull over. And constitute as a Verified CyberIntelAIgent Assault Impacting Future Leading AI Assets. And in the Ricochets, CHAOS in AI Commanding Control of the Perfect See of Visions for Media Presenting Novel Programs with AI Realising Events for Production.
Novel Program Producers would should be able to Effortlessly Connect and Attend to Perfect Nuts and Impressive Bolts from the Blue, in those very particular and magically peculiar branch directions for AIMasterly Live Operational Virtual Development Productions :-).
As a Weapon, can IT Destroy All. And in next to no time too if Short Fused. Take Care in those Fields, there be Daemons and Devils Dreaming of Nothing Good Dwelling there in Prisons of their Own Making. And now to contemplate the Matter and Manner of Performance for Quantum Communications Leaping into Virtually Advanced IntelAIgent Operating Systems with Curly Accessories Assistants for Passion Perfecting Assistants in an Immensely Complex Simply True Events for Media Productions with IntelAIgent Instruction Sets Exercising Drivers with Directions to/for AIMaster ProgramMING Haunts/Jaunts. Who dares win wins there always and endlessly ..... and that's a result with its own unique problem drivers to assuage and accommodate with a Pen Ultimate, Alternative Source for Alternate Supply Chain Infrastructures .....with XSSXXXXOSkeletons into the Generous Feeding and Grateful Seeding of Almighty Exciting and Thoroughly Addictive Needs that Almightily Excite Further with Heavenly Deliveries of Mutually Exhausting Satisfactions for Raging Rapacious Passion Quellings/Beta LOVE Model Testing.
If you can find anything else better than that to occupy your minds, then please share to present everywhere ASAP. It must be better than just good and great to dislodge that crown and jewel of a gem of a Greater IntelAIgent Games Play ........ with Novel Future Event Planners Edition Leverage with Virgin Source Controls in Command of Vital Non-Typical Thinking Critical for Virile Viral Body Tinkering/Modification/Alteration/Complete Removal via Precision Surgical Strike Excision.
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That's better. Much better out than in with all of that tidy little lot. :-) It's certainly more than just a heck of a hell-raising jot, that's for sure. ;-)
but unbeatable, and one may try 2,42 make yourself know the meaning of the w0rd "Impossible", With Funds, or Without Them....
unbeatable, with such a Plethora Of Friends
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Do downvoters not recognise the bigger pictures for implementation following the Integrated Review of Security, Defence, Development and Foreign Policy they are presented with and which be silently running there, and which are all relatively freely available to both state actors/government funded public facing bodies and non-state actor agents/self actuated, privately activated pirate operations alike for both current and future realisations via virtual means and internetworking memes utilising all manner of really deep and dark shadowy webs and brighter SMARTR media savvy teams?
And what would El Regers say, pausing here for a moment whilst passing by on their merry ways, knowing it is more than just Advanced IntelAIgent Evidence of a NEUKlearer HyperRadioProACTive IT calling for a review, and peers for their views, with the following earlier whole-of-government call for evidence being answered extremely comprehensively and reassuringly fundamentally, or frighteningly so if one be of an inherently nervous disposition because it be so easily viable ........
What are the key opportunities, challenges, threats and vulnerabilities facing the UK now? (Submissions focusing on rapidly evolving areas such as science, technology, data, cyber, and space are particularly welcome.) ....... https://assets.publishing.service.gov.uk/government/uploads/system/uploads/attachment_data/file/909008/Integrated_Review_call_for_evidence.pdf
It's surely well worth an innovative punt and suitably generous generative driver funding .... and as naturally would be accorded by MRDA rules too. :-)
As an invisible export earner would it be a real tricky, right royal doozy for more than just owners, methinks.
I wonder if anything in the above uncovering/discoveries shared in the extended trails of The Phantom Devil Comes Out to Play for Saints and Sinners :-) in CHAOS* would be of immediate beneficial assistance to anyone worthy of being appointed to Chairs as was revealed and terribly denied in this Guardian story about possible government parachutists/media stool pigeons?
It is certainly, without doubt, everything which they will be confronted with, and have to be prepared and more than just able and happy to deny is relevant to future global performance, if home government teams are not to be in overall command of strategic events with absolute control firing on all cylinders and calling all of the really important shots.
I'd be a lot more impressed if the robot used a long linkage like the other players' arm, hand and stick, with sensors only on the "chair" and no higher or wider than the other players heads.
It's a nice single purpose machine, but the seated players impressed me far, far more!
Let the robots master things we don't like doing, like drain cleaning or weeding.
If your pigs are flaming, you're cooking them too fast. Low and slow is the way to go.
Did I ever post my favorite recipe for elephant stew in this forum?
... that debuted bright and early one morning at Palo Alto Bowl back in the late 1980s. Powered by a small stack of Sun pizza boxen, it took on a team from Stanford University. And lost miserably, seemingly incapable of knocking over a single pin. It turned out that at the request of the local league team, the over-night maintenance guy had reverse-oiled the lanes for a tournament against rivals El Camino Bowl, a tiny detail that the robot wasn't programmed to compensate for. The human players, on the other hand, took it in stride ...
My first salary bought games I couldn't afford as a child. Crossfire and Rebound - not as easy as they look. My second salary went on tools for electronics - not as easy as it looks.
Drinking whisky is as easy at it looks, but that's about all. In fact even that takes practice and training.
Keep on with the curling and one day you'll reach a bonspiel.
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