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While we may now be allowed to visit a pub and enjoy a cooling beer, 2020 has not been kind to the hospitality industry, as evidenced by a screen of purest blue stuck on the side of a Tennent's brewery. The sign, spotted at the pale lager pusher's Glasgow facility by a Register reader the Regomiser has elected to call "James …

  1. tiggity Silver badge

    Sad omission

    No mention in Tennents history summary of the Lager Lovelies.

    Sexism at its finest / worst.

    Scotsman story about it

    1. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      Re: Sad omission

      Maybe its a modern twist on their old advertising .... in the 70s it was "your wife's nagging you again .... so get off to the pub where there's a gorgious blonde behind the bar" to 2020s "your computer has crashed again ... so get of to the pub - but the ASA won't allows us to say anymore <nudge><nudge>"

    2. TonyJ Silver badge

      Re: Sad omission

      What always strikes me with stories like this - it was the same in a fairly recent documentary I caught a bit of about The Sun stopping page 3 girls - was that the ladies themselves all seem to have actually enjoyed it and to have been both paid obscenely well, and actually, for the most part, well looked after.

      I'm not suggesting it wasn't a good thing to have stopped it, just that as in most things in life, there's usually another angle that is often overlooked.

      1. Yet Another Anonymous coward Silver badge

        Re: Sad omission

        I don't think the problem was for the woman appearing in the photos.

        Nothing wrong with my paper printing pictures of people beating up $ETHNIC, the actors were well paid and enjoyed it

  2. chivo243 Silver badge
    Pint

    Tennent's Girls?

    Same beer? I seem to remember having these cans in my collection as a tweener. And Old Frothingslosh? Tennent's girls were nicer looking!

  3. wolfetone

    Tennents Super

    Nothing super about it. It's shite.

    1. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      Tennents Super made with the finest highland spring water from, er.... Luton, Bedfordshire

      Apparently the extra-strength "Tennents Super" brand is now entirely unrelated to the rest of Tennents and manufactured in Luton (i.e. England) because Tennents' former owner kept the rights to it when they sold the rest of the company on.

      Guess that's the one they liked most down there, whatever that says about them(!)

  4. Yet Another Anonymous coward Silver badge

    KERNEL_DATA_ORGANIZE_PISSUP_FAIL

    Surely

  5. Ken Moorhouse Silver badge

    Big Chief I Spy...

    Would have given extra points for spotting a RAM error on a BSOD at a well-known brewery in Wandsworth.

  6. Alister Silver badge

    replete with giant knobs

    Ah, Glasgow...

  7. Badbob

    Not even...

    ... the best lager brewed in Glasgow, never mind Scotland.

    The tour though, I thoroughly recommend. I left it absolutely sloshed.

  8. Blackjack Silver badge

    I read it as Tron...

    And had the hilarious image in my head of what Tron would had been like if all the actors had been drunk.

    1. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      Re: I read it as Tron...

      Ironically, there *is* also a well known "Tron" in Glasgow (no relation to the aforementioned Troon in Ayrshire).

  9. ForthIsNotDead
    Linux

    Should have used --->

    (see icon).

    Though, to be fair, this sounds like a hardware issue. Faulty memory or something.

  10. Tom 7 Silver badge

    A bit unfair

    calling those random pedestrians giant knobs!

  11. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    passed by management

    loads of puns about that so called lager.

    Brewery Boss : - The beer in this establishment has been passed by the management.

    Punter : - I know it tastes like it.

    Dave: Jim have you seen fred?

    Jim: he said that he was away to fill the barrels.

    Dave: whats he doing in the loo's then

    Jim: Same difference

    This lager is like sex in a canoe, Fscking close to water.

  12. John Brown (no body) Silver badge

    Glasgow Taxi Outing Fund

    "Glasgow Taxi Outing Fund"

    I know what it is and what it does, but somehow, from here in the 2020's, it just sounds....wrong.

    "Aaaarggh! I've been outed by a Glasgow taxi!"

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