back to article It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas: Fondleslab sales shoot up to festive season levels as folk work from home

All of the tablet vendors' Christmases have come at once: sales into the channel went through the roof in Q2 at levels only typically seen during the winter holiday quarter amid a coronavirus-induced buying frenzy. Shipments went up a whopping 26.1 per cent year-on-year globally to 37.542 million with all the major device …

  1. chivo243 Silver badge
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    Working from home? I wonder

    If there is an increase in traffic to adult viewing that might correlate with these fondleslab sales?

    1. Hubert Cumberdale Silver badge

      Re: Working from home? I wonder

      Quite. I'm not sure exactly what useful work people can do on a tablet (aside from having video meetings). Unless they attach a keyboard to it. At which point it becomes an expensive and generally inconvenient laptop.

      1. Dan 55 Silver badge

        Re: Working from home? I wonder

        A cheap fondleslab is cheaper and works better than some God-awful cheap laptop running Windows 10 with only 32GB of storage and the kids can use it to connect to classes online, freeing the laptop for parents.

        1. autisticatheist
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          Re: Working from home? I wonder

          Wipe Win10 and put Linux on it, it'll fly.

          1. Dan 55 Silver badge

            Re: Working from home? I wonder

            Possibly (Linus' Tech Tips, 14 mins).

            If I'm in the market for a dirt cheap device which allows online classes, I think I would try my luck with a tablet.

  2. Anonymous Coward
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    The perfect storm. Apple/App obsolescence and Covid-19.

    A combination of iOS 9.x devices becoming obsolete and Covid-19.

    I'd held off upgrading an iPad 3 which I'd had since March 2012. I remember getting it the week it came out, opting for the base 16GB model.

    I'd chosen the base model because of the sealed battery and the £400 cost, there was no point buying more storage space, if it was going to get replaced in a year or two due to the sealed battery losing its capacity, so looked at what I needed at the time and kept things to a minimum.

    It turns out it lasted me 8 years and the battery still shows 78% but over that time it went from a device that you couldn't fault out of the box, snappy and usable to practically unusable, due to a series of slow bloated/buggy software updates, to a point now where Safari resets virtually every time it attempts to open a complex web page.

    Yet, the day I bought it, it was an absolute marvel, the Samsung retina display especially (and still probably better than the one on the iPad 2018, in terms of colour calibration). I really struggled to find fault with the device, back then.

    I look at iOS today, it seems mostly full of useless bloat.

    1. DS999

      Re: The perfect storm. Apple/App obsolescence and Covid-19.

      If Safari is crashing ever time it tries to open a complex web page, the battery is no longer functioning well. No lithium battery will last 8 years in a device you use regularly.

  3. RM Myers Silver badge
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    "I look at iOS today, it seems mostly full of useless bloat"

    Useless to you and me maybe, but for Apple it is a veritable goldmine. That bloat makes the old Ipad or Iphone basically unusable, as you mentioned, which drives people to buy new I-Things. Definitely a win-win-win situation for Apple, the customer, and the environment.

    Okay, maybe just 2 out of the 3 - Apple probably gets no joy from your upgrading. They just do it as a public service for the customers and environment. Seriously, who could think differently.

    Ducks head as Apple fanbois chase me out the exit.

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