I thought I had a shoe-in for Larry. And then I thought some more.
..."The lawsuit seeks, among other things...for three of its Board members...be replaced by...minority members...".
I want to be the FIRST to be considered as a replacement because of my overarching qualifications as a 'minority member':
I am a STRAIGHT, monogamous heterosexual ENGINEER (with a Professional Engineering License to prove it), who actually understands and does real, honest-to-by-God engineering; and who is not from California. I think I've got the "minority" part nailed--you can't get more "minority" than all this; particularly the part about being a real engineer on the board of a high-tech outfit nowadays. And straight, to boot.
Oh, wait...I'd probably have to actually move to California. And I'm white. And I do not and WILL NOT abide all the CoC horse-shit all the "tech" companies are caving in to.