Well well well
Let the schadenfreude begin. Suggested lines of conversation with the laid off include:
"Having trouble keeping a job guv?"
"Aren't you ashamed, to be dissappointing your manager like this"
"So I guess that means you're not economically viable then"
"Didn't give it a 110% then eh"
"Your career is going great I see"
"Maybe next time try being motivated"
"So what is your excuse to be asking for handouts?"
"You know, you should have been adding value to the company."
"Jobhopping is like, so over"
"Have you considered learning a skill?"
And of course "Why did you get yourself fired?"