Come ON Blighty!
Cor blimey! Britain can't even get a shonky phone app out nationwide and I'm blowed if I'm going to whizz over to the Isle of Wight just to try it out.
Why can't we come up with an idea like this? If the right people were in charge they could shift thousands of tracking buttons to the masses (add some bling, sell them in Primark and watch them fly off the shelves).
I despair, I really do...
(Paris, because the look of despair is almost tangible).