back to article Honor launches new UK store, laptop, kettle, er... toothbrush?

For much of its existence, Chinese smartphone brand Honor has tried to distinguish itself from Huawei, its parent company. The latest manifestation of that effort is the launch of a new ecommerce platform in the UK, paired with a smattering of lifestyle IoT products. Oh, and it's launching a new 16.1-inch laptop aimed at young …

  1. TheProf

    Millimetres?

    This machine packs a 16.1-inch display, with bezels bordering the thing just 4.9 inches in depth.

    1. Unep Eurobats
      Headmaster

      Re: Millimetres?

      And the TVs are 'available in 65-inch, 55-inch, and 5-inch variants'.

      Please, just convert everything to fractions of a diplodocus.

      1. AIBailey

        Re: Millimetres?

        I'm hoping that last one is a typo. An 8K compatible 5" screen? That's a serious pixel density.

  2. Anonymous Coward
    Joke

    The girl in the picture knows more than she is letting on...

    Apple were there first - https://www.theregister.co.uk/2018/01/19/apple_colgate_ai_toothbrush/

    And the same girl in the same picture was similarly surprised! You'd think she'd be used to it by now.

    1. Cynic_999

      Re: The girl in the picture knows more than she is letting on...

      The surprise is caused by the second toothbrush (out of shot).

      1. Doctor Syntax Silver badge

        Re: The girl in the picture knows more than she is letting on...

        Would that be the exploding Colgate toothbrush? e.g. https://www.thestar.com/life/health_wellness/2011/11/03/colgate_issues_recall_over_exploding_toothbrushes.html

  3. Jonathon Green

    That’ll sit nicely alongside Youngest Son’s HTC hair clippers...

  4. HarryBl

    I used to use an Oral electric toothbrush which was big, clunky and needed recharging every week. I bought myself a Xiaomi SoWhite (I know) which has the same diameter as the 18650 battery that drives it and only needs recharging once a month.

    The Oral cost about 40 quid, the Xiaomi was a tenner.

  5. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    Link

    A story about a new e-commerce site and nowhere in the story is there a link to the actual site!

  6. Anonymous Coward
    FAIL

    Stay in your lane

    I hate lifestyle. If I own a phone that I like I have no desire to buy a branded mug or t-shirt, much less a toothbrush.

    What's next? El Reg branded Bootcamp boots for programmers?

    1. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      Re: Stay in your lane

      > What's next? El Reg branded Bootcamp boots for programmers?

      That would be so cool - DMs with the El Reg vulture moulded into the tread.

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