Thought you'd go online to buy better laptop for home working? Too bad, UK. So did everyone. Laptops, monitors and WLANs fly off shelves Notebooks are flying off the shelves like hot cakes, or perhaps more appropriately bog paper, as Brits barricade themselves at home to rest, work and play in an effort to avoid catching COVID-19. Mike Norris, chief exec at Computacenter - one of Europe's largest resellers - told us he has been signing "500, 1,000 or 2,000 …
I'm sitting in my basement working on a folding table and chairs, and there are likely many others in the same situation. I bet there's a run on desks and chairs at IKEA as people get tired of working at the kitchen table (while the rest of the family is home too), or worse, and look to set up something in a far corner of the house.
Actually, once you get to know the Scandinavian language pronunciation rules they become easy because they are far more consistent than English is.
Among my favourite Swedish place names are Växjö (Vekshur), Norrköping (Norshurping) and Göteborg (Yurtehbory).
Among my favourite English place names are: Meopham and Cirencester
Probably a snopes legend but I heard a story that someone wanted to show National Rail's Indian Call Centre in a bad light by asking about trains to/from these locations whilst recording the conversation.
I live near Meopham and you can hear it pronounced "Mep-am" which is correct, or incorrectly "Me-op-ham", "Me-off-am"
Also nearby is Trottiscliffe correctly pronounced as "Trosley" and indeed there are signs pointing to Trosley Country Park, but you still hear it occasionally pronounced as Trot-is-cliff". Then of course there is also Wrotham which should be pronounced "Root-am" but inevitably you hear "Roth-am".
Further afield an old acquaintance of mine who lived in Malvern was once stopped by an American tourist asking how to get to Tweaksburg, - he was referring to Tewkesbury.
Oh the joys of the English language.
And mäni interesting furry animals.
Including the majestik møøse.
(For extra effect (or maybe even affect, in this case), I always pronounce it 'mah-yes-tick' when saying it out loud, or even in my head. It seems pretty obligatory to me.)
As seen under Scandinavian bridges --->
It certainly used to be the case that each category of good was named after a different aspect of Scandinavian life such as place names or plants. For instance, outdoor furniture were named after islands in the Stockholm archipelago and rugs are named after plants native to Denmark and Sweden.
The reason being that Ingvar Kamprad who founded the blue and yellow monster was dyslexic and struggled with product codes, so he chose unique product names.
We looked at purchasing at the beginning of the week, the supplier had gone from next-day to out of stock on pretty much everything. Only the bottom of the range business laptops were still available - 2 - 3 week delivery.
If we want our normal "mid-range" (Latitude/ThinkPad class) from any of our suppliers, we are looking at May at the earliest.
I needed one laptop for the managing partner this week who had previously said he'd never work from home and changed his mind based on recent events.
Any low and almost all mid grade equipment was sold out as of the start of our telephone call. By the end of it my supplier candidly told me that the last of the mid grade software had just gone to being unavailable, and stock was dropping on the more expensive laptops like a rock.
I ended up with a Lenova laptop which does the job perfectly well, but doesn't match the rest of the company fleet of laptops.
For one client I've just completed going through their store of "for disposal" laptops - I've been pleasantly surprised just how easily windows 10 installed on Dell Latitude/HP ProBook laptops (i3 and better variants) dating back to circa 2012 and yes the impression is that Win10 (1909) - after it has sorted itself out is slightly snapper than the pre-installed W7/W8 images.
Obviously, the laptops have received a physical clean - superclean keyboard cleaning gel is surprisingly good at its job - plus your hands also get a good cleaning. But people have been really pleased to be given a laptop and not really cared that it might be 'ancient'.
However, my experience with doing similar with HP/Dell desktops isn't quite so positive.
Windows 10 is surprisingly usable on my nine year old HP Elitebook (8460p i7 2nd Gen)
Of course the 16GB of Ram and Samsung SSD probably have quite a bit to do with it as well.
There is something rather satisfying about plonking it into its docking station and driving twin screens from it (it could manage 4 if I had them) with a full size keyboard and an actual mouse.
Today will be assembling a desk for the better half to use this lot with (from IKEA as it happens). Assembled one last night for daughter to use so she can have a keyboard/mouse/screen with her laptop.
Planning to run all the laptops over Powerline Ethernet and leave the wifi for browsing and occasional streaming. One of the times you really appreciate having a reliable Broadband connection.
Yes, you might need to use all windows software to interact with your companies windows desktops. Thereby needing to continue with Windows 10 Operating System software, but you might find that you can perform your work at home with a Linux Operating System and Linux application programs.
So If the local shop is fresh out of hardware to buy, How does a free software download sound? Good? 10 minutes, 2 downloads, 1 USB flash drive to give Linux a spin on this laptop in front of you.
If you feel your laptop could use a speed boost, but your wallet is sparsely populated with cash. Test drive a live linux on your present Windows laptop hardware. 2nd option, consider purchasing a cheap 120GB SSD SATA 2.5" drive to either install internally to replace the hard drive in your laptop or connect externally via USB 2.0 or USB 3.0 cable to a USB 3.0 to SATA drive enclosure with the SSD placed inside.
""https://opensource.com/article/20/3/open-source-working-home"" Here are some tools you can use Free, from your work at home site.
Google some of these next items, to find their website.
Either zorinOS 15 Lite or PeppermintOS is a free download that you can try booting live from a USB flash drive. etcher.io Balena Etcher will write a .ISO file to USB flash drive. Available for Windows, MacOS, Linux.
Fatdog64 Puppylinux can also be installed into a USB flash drive and booted from USB flash drive without chainging a thing on your Windows Computer. Just hit the F12, F10 or ESC BIOS boot drive selet key to select which disk drive to boot up from. Choose the external USB Flash Disk.
So don't have a USB Flash Drive handy? Lick Installer .EXE file works on your present windows PC to install a puppylinux version 8.0 or Fatdog64 in a single file on your existing Windows C:\ disk.
""http://puppylinux-or-pcbsd.blogspot.com/2019/11/ms-windows-users-consider-lick.html""
""http://puppylinux-or-pcbsd.blogspot.com/""
Need more information and help. Check out the forums of your chosen Linux Distro. Join a local Linux Users Group (LUG) in your neighborhood. Join Telegram, t.me/linux4everyone and visit and ask questions.
google Linux4everyone , Listen to one of Jason Evangelho's podcasts. Read his Linux Gaming articles at Forbes.com ""https://www.forbes.com/sites/jasonevangelho/#7565da20d36f""
Enjoy the software and hardware that you have now. If you feel Windows is too slow when working remotely from home, maybe changing over to ZorinOS Linux and a SSD SATA 2.5" inch drive will improve your work flow. Maybe using PuppyLinux 8.0 or Fatdog64 810 (includes LibreOffice 6.1.2) from a USB flash drive will help you out.
10 minutes, 2 downloads, 1 usb flash drive is all that it requires. You have the time and means now that you are home. Give it a shot and explore the speed that is in your present laptop hardware.
Fred
over the pond in Oregon USA
Something my former employers have probably found out....after the last of us in one location (That used to do all the back orifice stuff & hardware provisioning) were shown the door in February.
Icon - I'll drink to that, payback like vengeance is best served cold like a lager, as it's not bitter.
Sorry you have lost your job, Sir. Maybe you can start your own business of installing PeppermintOS Or ZorinOS 15 Linux onto Laptops and sell them to support people working from home? You have the knowledge for the back end and could configure the front end with Linux tools.
Seems that shelves are empty of speedy NEW laptops, so fight the war with the kit you have at hand. Just get rid of Windows7 and Windows10.
Fred
The self-loading cargo ain’t what pays the bills. This is true at sea, on rails, and in the air. If the self-loading cargo has a problem with some of the cargo which actually pays the bills, the self-loading cargo can bloody well get out and walk. Doing that while the aircraft is on the ground is a good idea, though some of the self-loading cargo is too stupid to think of that.
Michael O'Leary will be trying to figure out how t make the capsule seem big enough to hold a family of four and offer a 20% discount to bring in the customers (but still 4 x 80% > 100%). Your own capsule would be business class and a premium charged.
Standard fares will involve a cracked fish bowl.
I believe the original comment was thinking about the restrictions on checked baggage containing lithium ion batteries, which goes in essentially the same place as the cargo that also contains lithium ion batteries. One could reasonably ask what precautions are required for taking those when the pressure and temperature circumstances would be the same for both. The airlines might be thinking about batteries being thrown about, which is less likely for neatly-packed cargo than for personally-packed belongings, but I don't really know the details on either.
The cargo hold is heated. Most of it is held above 7 or 8 centigrade. Animal areas 18 centigrade or so.
The external temperature at cruise is -56 so luggage would need to be defrosted before it went on the carousel if it wasn’t kept warm.
Of course the baggage hold is pressurised too, if it wasn’t then the passenger cabin floor would buckle.
I don't think they'll admit me to the US even if the purpose of visit is to visit Home Depot.
One of the problems we over-70s have is that the supermarkets themselves are high risk areas, and around here none of them have stock of anything in the way of cleaning products.
Google "covid 19 mutual aid" - there's probably a group of volunteers near you that will deliver food etc if you go properly self isolating.
We set our village group up over the last two days. Local call number, with a little JavaScript app we can use to route calls to different volunteers at different times. The phone company gave us the number and calls for free once they realised what we're doing.
In fact, given the tech industry is probably one of the most resilient in these circumstances, perhaps El Reg could do a little solicit to see what it's readers are doing and sum up the best ones? We're all going to have a lot of time on our hands, may as well do something useful. My to do list today is try to find someone with a tractor to plough the school field for vegetables. Greetings from Surrey!
The flyers went out today, two calls in the first hour with the second being a 92 year old woman who's neighbours normally help her buy food, but she hasn't been able to get them on the phone for a couple of days.
I'm baffled by anyone that thinks Facebook is a solution to this. Even email is a bridge too far. It's sole purpose for us is recruiting younger folk to help out, or to let their parent's know.
"One of the problems we over-70s have is that the supermarkets themselves are high risk areas, and around here none of them have stock of anything in the way of cleaning products."
You might be surprised by what good you can find in the smaller convenience shops, especially local independents and, if you still have them in your area, local butchers and bakers. The majority use only large supermarkets these days and in large busy shops there's a crowd psychology effect that encourages panic buying. Likewise pound shops, places like B&M, Home Bargains etc.
Our neighbours just got back from Spain after being in lockdown for a week and a half. On the rare occasions they were allowed out to go food shopping, it was very quiet and the shops were very well stocked. It's beginning to look like that's what it will be like here in UK soon. The panic buyers will have all they need and as the shops re-stock, the rest of us will get a chance to buy what we need, eg milk seems to be in more or less ready supply again.
The sad thing is, I'll bet a lot of that panic buying ends up with much more wasted and spoiled food than usual.
Any store that stocks it normally that nobody shops at.
Around out area that's B&M, which has like most other supermarkets parked entire pallet loads of stuff anywhere it will fit. Unlike other supermarkets, they don't have any serious numbers of visitors because (almost) nobody habitually shops there.
And for computers and such - I work for a charity shop that sells a lot of second hand electrical stuff on eBay (yes we can and do PAT everything) and the eBay side has been a lifeline for us as we're a small charity and may have to close the brick-and-mortar side of the business or scale back opening times.
Long story short, we've been prepping Latitudes and Optiplexes like there's no tomorrow for the last couple of weeks and already sold £200 worth of monitors and nearly £1K of laptops. Of course our stuff isn't suitable for the legalistically bound big corporates, but we seem to be acceptable to small businesses. (Ironic, since most of the recent stuff was donated by a big local corporation, sans HDDs of course).
Glad to hear of your success on Ebay. With a bit of time, you can install PeppermintOS 10 Linux on a HDD or SDD 120GB Sata 2.5" or 16 GB USB flash drive and increase your profit from you Laptop sales.
Fred
Or other Linux you like, Zorin OS 15.2 , Ubuntu, Pop!_OS, Ubuntu
My gaffer told me that by the end of last week, the only reasonably priced laptops were Macbooks. All the other midrange business ones had been bought up. Ourselves we ended up with 9 Dell Vostro's.
My laptop though, a Latitude I think, has been on order since mid-February and hasn't turned up. And it'll go to the office, where I won't be. So that'll be fun.
>Ourselves we ended up with 9 Dell Vostro's.
Seem to be solid systems, whilst not particularly exciting specification-wise or visually, the do seem to take the knocks and last - one client has been using Vostros as their mobile classroom laptops since 2012 about a third of their current classroom laptops are from that original batch.
With the use of some half inch marine ply, some flexible hoses and five 360 degree casters I now no longer need to worry about the dreaded loo roll shortage! I can now sit "on the throne" all day at my workstation and can move about my office / work-space with relative ease, I can even reach hot coffee and snacks. I just need to have a quick shower at the end of the day and Bob is your mother's brother, no need for any bloomin' loo rolls anymore! I have even incorporated a small water heater so the ceramics involved are at just the right comfy temps for my bum!
(mines the one with the patent application in the pocket)
Despite stockpiling bog roll, half a year ago in error & the use of the bidet hoses preferred by Mme L, we still have plenty to hand, though I did "panic buy" one single pack that was on special pricing (Not extortionate), in a store that had plenty on the shelves.
John Lewis were selling a very large number of freezers. The good news is that their non self isolating delivery drivers will be delivering Waitrose groceries instead.
Anyone know where I can buy some corona virus? The death rate is tiny and for someone fit and healthy like me it is negligible. I would rather get past the infectious stage and become immune so I can safely ignore any "don't go anywhere or meet anybody" restrictions.
If you have evidence that my preferred strategy is not helpful then please link to it.
The average death rate for the infected is under 1% and for fit healthy people it is under 0.1%. Once infected, people can infect others for a limited amount of time (which probably starts before symptoms become noticeable). Once that time is up they become immune and cannot infect others. As a courtesy to people with chest infections, heart disease and other serious medical conditions who are at real risk from COVID 19 I am following the government's guidelines and restrictions. This has economic consequences which would end sooner if I get COVID 19 promptly.
This is also hedging lots of bets on your perceived immunocompetence.
It's a little like playing Russian roulette.
First There is an increased number of deaths amongst health workers, which are certainly not 65+ - so dosing yourself with COVID19 might not be a great idea.
Second, while you're certianly going to have immunity for some time after infection. for how long? See https://twitter.com/BallouxFrancois/status/1238837158007447558 - there's no reason to believe it's not permanent. A six month immunity would get you ill just in time for next winter.
Finally, the current tests do not identify whether you've had it (past tense), just whether you've got it now. Once those tests come along it will be easier to decide to head out in the knowledge you're immune, at least for a bit. For now though...
If we are going to stay immune for a very short time it is especially important for all the healthy people to get infected very quickly. This will kill the decease.
The last thing you want when tgg hg e immunity period is short would be to prolong the epidemic. This way it will never stop.
Doing a survey of our staff, I was surprised to see how few people said that they had a laptop/PC at home.
Unpleasantly surprised, since some of them had work issued laptops. I just passed that to our HR with a few terse comments and a copy of the asset register and that appears to have been sorted out by HR.
But i'm still not sure if these people are actually without equipment or if they expect that they are going to get new laptops issued if they claim that they don't have anything.
They needed the second vehicle as storage space for all of the tools and equipment that is definately their own privately owned property. Also they should be compensated for using their own equipment over the years because, as the lack of paperwork shows, they were not supplied with essential tools and had to get their own to do their job properly.
Hope it was the superduper one - complete with a variety of useful attachments so you can offer your services in the coming weeks and months to the "Good Life" brigade...
A friend once complained the shaver they brought, whilst good and came with lots of attachments, was missing the attachment to use it on your boat. As he didn't own a boat or have even stepped on a boat, he naturally got the p*** taken and still gets reminders.
Apparently the people who supply chicks to lay eggs have run out due to "panic buying". There has been a huge increase in demand from people keeping hens at home. I suspect that in the same way these idiots bought all the bog roll, they have not twigged that hens don't automatically lay eggs and when you first buy them, are weeks away, if you are lucky.
At least I used the spare bedroom for something useful that will help keep society functioning.
I have 20 pallets of blank CDRs. When government employees working from home realise how important it is to be able to exchange files with each other, I am going to make a fortune.
Since so many employers are investing in enabling staff to work from home as much as possible, I wonder how this will end up.
Will employers suddenly think I they should get rid of all that office infrastructure and find efficient ways of supervising remote office workers?
Or will everyone be delighted to get back to their cubicles and bosses will be delighted to have them back where they can keep an eye on them?
There seems to be the potential here for a shift in how people work and are employed never mind the possible social consequences.
Since so many employers are investing in enabling staff to work from home as much as possible, I wonder how this will end up.
Honest Hans will give you odds of 2-1 that the government will say that home-working has been proven to work and will mandate it in order to get commuters off the roads and so get us closer to carbon neutrality.
Your boss will probably be able to do that easier when you are working at home than in the office. All those keyloggers have got to get some use from time to time...????
"So Jones... you spent twenty minutes on hotnakesbabes.com. Why was that?"
"Well Mr Evans, Your last email to everyone included a link to that site. Why were you in that site?"
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this applies across the board. Even if you don't know how long this shitstorm is going to last, you will preserve, if not positively hoard capital. And, guess what best preserves capital when you have a workforce that does no work? Offload the "issue" asap to the state, and real quick, before the state wakes up and re-offloads its responsibilities to private sector. Either way, it's gonna be a lose-lose for the employees in the end, methinks.
This is not AI. We are dealing with real, low down, bottom-of-the-line genuine human stupidity at it's very worst (or best, depending upon your view). I have seen people filling baskets with 20+ large bottles of olive oil "cos its Italian innit, you never know". Never mind that they probably exist on a diet of baked beans on toast and JustEat.
In the UK we are panic buying loo rolls while in the USA and South Africa they are panic buying automatic weapons. Says it all really.
Yeah, the stupidity of those panic buying automatic weapons is a sad reflection on modern society.
The number of people who dont even have a basic assault rifle, let alone body armour and backup side-arm, if they need to defend themselves is shocking.
Maplin seems to have been at least slightly revived. Someone's got the site and set up a shop with similar logos. There are references to how long Maplin has been trading for, pics of the old catalogues, but very sketchy about whether it's the same company.
Similar-ish offerings to defunct Maplin, so who knows if it's a goer. Good luck to them, though.
First I recommended getting hold of decent had creme when the dermatological consequences of frequent hand washing would become obvious. I had an unfair advantage here: I have worked in chemical industries with stuff that was so toxic that even the most invisible trace would yield you a trip to the hospital so washing was mandatory, just in case your instinct for self preservation was defective. A week later it became government advice (yes, I'm not in the UK).
In a related job, I was required to wear masks, so here is my next prediction if we get to a point where masks are available for the general population (and as far as I can tell, we're pretty much there): toothpaste. Trust me, you will remember to brush your teeth when you're forced to partially inhale your own breath in a mask..
My regular box shifter can't get me anything at all, 70m+ turnover and now basically adrift with nothing *to* shift.
Remembered our satellite office in a smaller city (with a citywide ego issue, so they'll probably detect I've called them small and arrive to murder me...) used a small local B2B place for all their stuff and he was set up as a supplier with accounts. He actually had stock at hand and while the laptops he had were a grade or two lower than I wanted it wasn't entry level. Still had decent HP desktop PCs (also in severe short supply in Ireland) on Friday as well as all the various accessories that are running out everywhere.
Monitors, keyboards, mice, laptop bags, headsets are all stripped bare in normal consumer outlets now.
Finding old phones which have working cameras and enabling USB out, so they can be used as webcams
In fact many cheap Nokias can be firmware bodged even if they have broken SIM slot etc, this is a low level
function so many will do this even if manufacturers won't support it.
Also feasible: Pi noIR as low light camera for folks working odd hours, so they can at least video conference
with different time zones.
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