Re: What to do with all the money
Firstly, there isn't enough money in the world to pay off all the spiders.
Secondly, if we could do that, without the spiders, the snakes would fill the vacuum and take over.
Thirdly, the sea snakes would migrate to the land to help the land snakes, thus allowing box jellyfish to spread around all the costs, rather than just the northern quarter.
Fourthly, the box jellyfish swarming all the coasts would chase the white pointers away, which would allow the salt-water crocs (whose hide is too thick for the stingers) to multiply, making the coastal waterways man-traps.
Fifthly, this'd also free the drop-bears and bunyips, and nobody would be safe if they were given free rein.
And finally, most horrifically of all, if the bunyips and drop-bears were allowed to rampage, the Aussie politicians would flee to the rest of the world (leaving everyone else behind to distract the bunyips long enough for them to escape). You think having no immunity to COVID-19 is bad? Wait until you get exposed to Aussie politicians. Cats and dogs living together would be the least of it.