"But we’ll do this all online"
Here's an idea :
Instead of wasting airline fuel to bring thousands of people to ogle petty ladies and half-heartily listen to your marketing spiel while searching for every bit of swag they can possible take back home, why not keep it that way ? It's not not like the people you invite have any bandwidth issues, now is it ?
Online presentations. Economical, green, no women to degrade and on-message, all the time.
How's that for starting the 3rd Millennium ?
Oh, it's not a revenue stream ? Oh well, back to the usual then. Ladies ? On with the skimpy outfits.