It's a jungle out there when it comes to conservation tech – but there's a cloud for that

Is your team flinging poo at visitors to your business? There's a cloud for that – as long as those doing the flinging are literal monkeys. Though Oracle is famed for its wild licensing structures, it's nothing compared to the cloudy Zoological Information Management System (ZIMS) database and associated Sample Storage module …

[Anonymous Coward]

promoting the conservation of vultures.

Perhaps, when an opportunity presents itself, the Register could even organize a whip-round for some suitable vulture-focussed charity... I'm sure they will be desperately short of old computers, bags full of hideously tangled serial cables, old hard drives of now unimpressive capacity, and dot-matrix printers. Or perhaps some money :-)

[Mike 16]

Suggestion for staffing

"Primate Programming" (No, not the religious sort) :

http://www.newtechusa.com/PPI/contact-us.asp

Sadly, they have apparently disappeared (Tired of being Code Monkeys, or refusing to work for peanuts?)

but archive.org is your friend.