Microsoft support calls
I've had a few 'support' calls from 'Microsoft', usually by 'Bob' or 'Jimmy' or 'Steven', with a pronounced Indian accent. Mostly Punjabi, actually. I always try to keep them on the phone as long as I possibly can. On several occasions I've kept them around for over 40 minutes. One of them was most irate after finally working out that I was stringing him along and became very unprofessional. I may have said something like 'tere maa mera phani chat de' or 'teri bebe nu das lagde meri lan chupan ley' in reply. Maybe.