back to article The Windows Phone keeps ringing but no one's home: Microsoft finally lets platform die

Dearly beloved, we are gathered here today to pay final respects to Microsoft's last foray into the mobile phone market: the Windows Phone. It should have all been so different. Launched at the dawn of a new decade, Microsoft positioned the platform as a replacement for its ageing Windows Mobile OS, which had suffered a …

  1. Dwarf Silver badge

    Great

    Can we have Windows 7 UI back then and finally put the damn awful Windows 8 / 10 UI to bed at last.

    1. Doctor Syntax Silver badge

      Re: Great

      Do it right - the W2K UI.

      1. Captain Scarlet Silver badge
        Mushroom

        Re: Great

        Yes and don't hide the bloody text for my programs by default in the task bar >_<

    2. dajames Silver badge

      Re: Great

      Can we have Windows 7 UI back then and finally put the damn awful Windows 8 / 10 UI to bed at last.

      Probably not ... because they're unrelated (or should have been).

      Microsoft have never understood that a handheld device is not a desktop device. Way back in the prehistoric mists of the turn of the millennium they touted "Windows for Pocket PC", which was a Windows version for PDAs made to look as much as possible like desktop Windows 2000. This was typical of Microsoft's attempts to cover the handheld market, and it was a dismal failure. It failed in part because the Windows 2000 desktop was horrible on a 240x320 display and in part because -- looking, as it did, a bit like desktop Windows -- punters assumed that they'd be able to do everything on it that they could on a desktop PC, and lost interest when they found that they couldn't. Other devices -- like those from Psion and Palm -- were more popular because they worked in a way that was appropriate to the format, and because they didn't raise user expectations unrealistically.

      When Microsoft introduced the tiled interface for Windows Mobile it seemed that they had finally got something right -- they'd designed a mobile OS that was appropriate for the mobile format, and that therefore didn't look like desktop Windows. That could and should have been a triumph for Microsoft ... but they blew it. They decided to put the same GUI onto their desktop offering where it was neither appropriate nor welcome. This turned people against the tiled UI format so much that they eschewed it on mobile devices as well as on the desktop, and turned instead to IOS and Android.

      Microsoft could have foreseen this, and could have avoided it, had they had any idea how this industry works. There is a lesson here for them to learn, but they won't.

      1. Zippy´s Sausage Factory

        Re: Great

        Microsoft could have foreseen this, and could have avoided it, had they had any idea how this industry works. There is a lesson here for them to learn, but they won't.

        This is the problem with Microsoft though - they think because they are the 800-pound-gorilla of the desktop, whatever they do has to work, and they can't seem to get their heads around the idea that there's a possibility of failure until it's too late.

        As for learning lessons, when corporations get large enough, they stop learning. It takes a sudden drop in revenue to make them come to their senses - something Microsoft haven't had, as yet. I don't see that happening for a while, but when it does, it'll come as a huge shock because they won't have even considered the possibility of it happening.

        1. MachDiamond Silver badge

          Re: Great

          "As for learning lessons, when corporations get large enough, they stop learning."

          It's a physics problem. The more massive an object, the harder it is to change its direction. All it can do is continue on the same heading with very little deviation even if it's pointed directly towards a black hole. Inertia. Smaller companies have less inertia and can turn and dance to meet a changing marketplace. Their executive boards are also small and much more flexible, often guided by a founder or CEO with lots of vision. The larger companies have many layers of management and are staffed by execs that have made their way and fortunes through staying on a straight patch. The only acknowledgment they give to changing markets is through overpaying for smaller companies with new products.

          The first step in absorbing those companies is to encourage it's previous management to leave through making them so rich they never have to work again or burying them in the stodge that the bigger company produces as a byproduct. ie, suits must be worn, "here's your time card", be sure you get a manger's signature before turning it in weekly, "The dog leashed to your desk? Ah yes, we had animal control remove it and it's been destroyed. See page 697 paragraph 12 on pets brought to work in your handbook that you signed agreement to. We do things differently here than you may have been used to in your previous role.

      2. NeilPost Bronze badge

        Re: Great

        Although annoying, it was not that bad as Pocket PC/WinMo 5/Win CE dominated until Apple/Android launched. iPaq, Dell Axim, HTC, HP from PDA’s throughly to phones on the then dominatng Intel Mobile - LOL - StrongARM/XScale platform.

        Windows Mobile 7 unable to upgrade was a disaster and alienated massive numbers of users... then Tablet Windows RT happened.. . but it was fundamentally the ‘AppGap’ that killed Windows Mobile 8/10 shone dead. Microsoft should have juaf laid them AppDevwlopers to port to Windows Mobile or offered to do it themselves free of charge.

        1. Orv Silver badge

          Re: Great

          A fragmented app infrastructure plagued WinCE from the start, and meant that Pocket PC devices were mostly relegated to specific single-function jobs, like scanning packages. In many cases apps had to have a separate build for the specific CPU and screen format of every device, or they wouldn't run; there was very little commonality between different manufacturers' products. The platform persisted mainly because PalmOS was only suitable for low-power tasks (intentionally, since the first Palms ran off alkaline batteries.)

        2. Michael Wojcik Silver badge

          Re: Great

          Pocket PC/WinMo 5/Win CE dominated until Apple/Android launched

          Eh? Symbian had far more market share in the WinMo era. Wikipedia says around 67% or 73% (depending on source) circa 2006. Even by the end of 2010 Symbian still had around 31% market share, by which time WinMo was down to around 7%. (WinMo market share peaked at 42% in 2007, according to another article, and I think that's US-only. Symbian was still very strong then.)

      3. juice Silver badge

        Re: Great

        > Microsoft have never understood that a handheld device is not a desktop device.

        To be fair, it wasn't just Microsoft. Once people started putting user-space accessible CPUs into phones - and started to run things like Java on them - a lot of companies decided to treat smartphones as just a shrunk down PC.

        Nokia was perhaps the worst bitten by this - I can remember adverts touting the fact that you could use your phone in the same way as a PC, and their user interface (e.g. on the 5800) was very much focused around a Windows-style GUI with tiny scrollbars you moved with a stylus rather than a mouse.

        And while their Maemo OS was interesting, it was very much a skunk-work project by developers for developers and was essentially just X Windows running on a relatively high-res (for the time) phone display. Even if it did chew power, as they never got around to making use of the chip's GPU features - it did everything in software and dumped the result into a standard framebuffer.

        (TBF, the N800 served me well for years as an ebook reader though; with the CPU downclocked and a few display brightness tweaks, you could get many hours of reading out of a single charge. Great for long distance travelling...)

        Smart phones only really gained traction once people started to think in terms of touch-screens and started to streamline the use-cases - e.g. I can remember being highly bemused by the fact that there was no "save" button when making config changes.

        Ironically, Nokia should have been perfectly positioned to do this - after all, they'd been focused on the phone form-factor for decades. But for whatever reason, they didn't; by all accounts, their domination of the mobile industry up to that point had left them complacent and prone to stifling innovation under mounds of bureaucracy and internal politics.

        Instead, it was left up to various newcomers to the industry - Apple, Google, even LG with their Prada phone - to take a step back and think about how to build a UI tailored to the device, rather than cramming an existing paradigm into a much smaller package...

    3. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      They didn't do it because of phones

      They did it because of touch.

      PC OEMs are still selling laptops with touchscreens, as if that's something people want. Rather than touch screens I want screens that emit 110 volts if touched, so people who think "pointing" means "smear up the screen with your greasy fingerprints" will learn their lesson!

      1. brotherelf
        Windows

        Re: They didn't do it because of phones

        > I want screens that emit 110 volts if touched

        I've worked in front of Sun CRTs that were a bit like that. Those made your hair stand on end alright.

  2. iron Silver badge

    I liked the look of Windows Phone when it was released but as I had already bought into the Android ecosystem I stuck with it. A few years later with Google annoying me more than usual I seriously considered Windows 10 Phone but the app gap and more importantly lack of info from MS about their plans meant I bought Android again. About 6 months later they killed the platform, I'm glad I didn't switch but would have liked an alternative to sucking Google or Apple.

    1. Jou (Mxyzptlk) Bronze badge

      I totally agree. We would have needed a third player. They were at 14% share in Italy, and nearly 10% in Germany - and when it was just about perfect with a few annoying bugs fixed they killed it.

      Now we are left with total dictatorship or total chaos, and nothing in between.

      1. Anonymous Coward
        1. Orv Silver badge

          I thought Firefox OS looked interesting, and was gearing up to develop apps for it when they killed the platform.

          Part of the problem was Google's anti-competitive terms; manufacturers could not offer phones with a non-Android OS if they wanted access to the Google Play Store, so anyone who decided to make a Firefox phone would have been locking themselves out of the much bigger Android market.

      2. MacroRodent Silver badge

        Always two there are

        Like Sith lords, you cannot have more than two significant platforms in a given market. Network effects will ensure it. Windows/Mac, Android/iOS. One could ask why even two, but perhaps consumers want a perceived alternative. But not more than one.

        1. Wayland Bronze badge

          Re: Always two there are

          There is usually a red team and a blue team.

        2. Michael Wojcik Silver badge

          Re: Always two there are

          That's why the only two auto manufactures of any size are Nissan and Toyota. Oh, wait.

          Perhaps this only applies to computing platforms, which is why nearly all applications are primarily native code, or Java, or .NET, or Javascript, or Python, or something else. Is that more than two? I lost count.

          I suppose if you define "platform" as "something in a market that only has two significant players" then your rule holds.

          1. WallMeerkat

            Re: Always two there are

            Auto manufacturers are more analagous to PC manufacturers.

            And even at that, just as many manufacturers gave up on PCs to focus on tablet/mobile, so many have abandoned cars for SUVs.

            Also, the future seems to be in collaboration, so you'll end up with a handful of manufacturers in the end ie. VW group, Peugeot (Citroen, Fiat-Chrysler brands, Opel-Vauxhall), Renault (Nissan-Mitsubishi-Dacia, potentially Mercedes). Even previous old school behemoths like GM are a shadow of their former self (the IBM of the car world?)

  3. Pascal Monett Silver badge

    "Just in time for Microsoft's next attempt at a mobile phone"

    Which I will copiously ignore, since Microsoft has a proven track record of bungling everything it does aside from Office, and letting everything else go to rot.

    Honestly, why anyone buys into the Microsoft "ecosphere" is beyond me. Nothing lasts outside of Office, which is now being jacked into the Cloud by every conceivable orifice.

    No thanks.

    1. Wibble

      Re: "Just in time for Microsoft's next attempt at a mobile phone"

      ...bungling everything it does aside from Office

      You're joshing Shirley? Office sucks donkey balls. It's full of bugs that go back decades as MS dicks around with the awful UI -- making it worse -- and fail to fix basic functionality as it gets ever more expensive.

      1. Michael Wojcik Silver badge

        Re: "Just in time for Microsoft's next attempt at a mobile phone"

        Microsoft didn't bungle Office; they made it excruciatingly terrible, which ain't easy.

    2. JohnFen Silver badge

      Re: "Just in time for Microsoft's next attempt at a mobile phone"

      "bungling everything it does aside from Office"

      I consider O365 to be a bungle as well.

    3. juice Silver badge

      Re: "Just in time for Microsoft's next attempt at a mobile phone"

      > Honestly, why anyone buys into the Microsoft "ecosphere" is beyond me. Nothing lasts outside of Office, which is now being jacked into the Cloud by every conceivable orifice.

      Could be worse - could be Google ;)

      https://killedbygoogle.com/

      I always get the impression that Google is filled with people who throw mud at walls to see what sticks. But even if the mud does stick, they tend to get bored and wander away, leaving the mud to dry out and drop off after a while...

      1. Michael Wojcik Silver badge

        Re: "Just in time for Microsoft's next attempt at a mobile phone"

        Most Google projects exist to harvest data from users. The information content of that data inevitably drops as time goes on - in Bayesian terms, each additional input provides less probability mass. So after a while the rate of return isn't worth keeping up support.

        Then you have the Google volunteer projects, created by staffers in their set-aside Choose Your Own Adventure portion of the work week. Those are supported until the Googlers involved lose interest, which is usually not long after the project goes public.

    4. Brennan Young

      Re: "Just in time for Microsoft's next attempt at a mobile phone"

      I'm in no way a fan of MS, but I would say that their gaming products (including hardware) have ended up being relatively bungle-free.

      Is it still true that MS lose money on everything except Windows desktop, Office and games?

      As corporations grow into de facto monopolies, they increasingly resemble command economies such as USSR, with comparable inefficiencies.

  4. JDX Gold badge

    A lesson in how to f*** it up

    I loved the WP interface - what a breath of fresh air - and the hardware was very nice. But there were just too many missing things, or things that they made worse in 'updates'. WP7 was beautiful but didn't do much, WP8 had a lot more functionality but watered down the interface, etc.

    I clung on to my yellow 1020 as long as I could for the wonderful camera but eventually gave up and switched to OnePlus.

    Kind of amazing how badly and consistently they managed to screw the project up.

    1. 0laf Silver badge
      Windows

      Re: A lesson in how to f*** it up

      Ditto. I've owned pretty much every mobile OS (except for RIM) and the WinPho 8.1 interface was the best for me I've ever owned.

      Easy to navigate, worked with my man-fingers was very reliable, smooth and fast. It was a great phone which is probably what killed it. It was bought by people that used it as a phone not a toy, a feature phone with maps and camera. But MS wanted it to be owned by people that spend money on crap.

      But the app-gap. Yep that's what did for me as well. I moved from WinPho to Apple and enjoyed my device suddenly working with everything without a problem. The UI sucked and was difficult to use with larger hands but the apps were there well supported and as said everything just worked with it.

      I'm with Droid now, I hate the UI as much as Apple (I know I can put on an Winpho clone but it's too much effort now). I miss the compatibility of Apple (I was priced out) but still think the WinPho UI was the best by a country mile.

    2. NeilPost Bronze badge

      Re: A lesson in how to f*** it up

      “Too many missing things”..?!

      Yes like Apps IOS or Android had.

      App-Anxiety if you want.

      My Lumia 820 and 740 were kinda ok, it nothing special. Just stuff in different places go IOS/Android.

      What killed it for me in the end was the dicking around with Nokia Drive/Here after was hocked it to the German Auto Triumverte of VM, BMW and Daimler.

  5. Jou (Mxyzptlk) Bronze badge

    Windows 10 on ARM for Lumia

    Just in time: Windows 10 on ARM works on Lumia 950 (XL), with a bit luck even wifi works on Lumia 950 XL by the end of this month. Last time I checked it only worked on Lumia 950 including Wifi.

  6. GlenP Silver badge

    I had early versions of Windows Mobile and at the time it just worked. The best I had was an HTC P6500 which I wangled for free on contract with Orange (even the contract price was £400). It synched reasonably to Office, had usable GPS which ran TomTom and a decent battery life. It was also robust, surviving a drop onto a concrete step with cosmetic only damage.

    Having gone the iPhone route for a while I returned to MS with the Nokia Lumia 1020, still probably the only phone that could genuinely replace a compact camera (especially with the optional camera grip/extra battery). Ultimately though it was the app ecosystem that killed it. When I was using much later and better versions of MS Office on the work phone than on the Lumia I decided enough was enough.

  7. Franco Silver badge

    Started off on Windows Mobile 6 (HTC S730, then a Touch Pro), 6.5 (HTC HD Mini), Phone 7 (HTC Mozart) and then 8/8.1/10 (Lumia 925). All were company phones, so wasn't really that interested in apps so the gap never really affected me.

    Had a personal 925, then a 950 (which I won from Windows Central). Really liked the interface with the live tiles and also the lockscreen, ended up getting rid of the 950 and going back to the 925 after successive crappy builds (GPS borked and various other issues) and then went to Android when the 925's battery finally became unusable.

    1. tiggity Silver badge

      @Franco

      Rot set in after Winows Mobile 6 for me as a dev

      In (far too typical MS style) Mobile 7 used a very different coding model and MS provided no tools to update old Mobile 6 apps to Mobile 7 (becuse the 2 were so different), and it was essentially a rewrite to create Mobile 7 version.

      That irritated a lot of third party devs who looked at other mobile platforms, as if its total rewrite time, then sensible to check out platforms with more users if you have to learn a new coding model anyway.

      Not sure if any similar issues for app developers going from 7 to 8 to 10 as jumped ship after mobile 6 as got impression MS not bothered about phone devs.

      1. Kristian Walsh

        The mistake wasn't in dropping 6, it was going from 6 to Silverlight on WinCE, then Silverlight to WinRT on NT in version 8. It's that Silverlight to 8.0 breaking change that kicked out many developers - once you were on 8, there really isn't a major difference in targeting 8.1 and 10: I got my reasonably complex 8.1 app running against the 10 SDK in a few days, although UI changes to conform with the UWP design langauge took longer.

        Microsoft punished its early WP7 adopters (always the most enthusiastic developers) by landing them with a major rewrite to get their apps onto 8.0, and not providing user-space libraries for some of the Silverlight controls that had no equivalent in 8.0.

        As for dropping 6, it had to be done to meet the performance requirements. 6 is a traditional event-loop runtime where apps generally run linearly on a single thread. The only way WP7/8/10 got its incredible responsiveness (and a 40-quid Windows Phone running 8.1 was far more fluid and responsive than a 400-quid Android of the same era) was by making asynchronous programming and deferred tasks a first-class feature of the framework and the C# language - this makes it easy for developers to do the right thing to keep the system responsive, but it's such a divergence from the "old" way of doing things that even if the Windows Mobile API were preserved, devs would have had to do extensive re-writes to get performance, and then re-write their UI to handle touch gestures rather than stylus...

  8. devTrail Bronze badge

    Drawbacks of the cloud

    When the big corporation sells devices that need cloud services to work they can also choose when to push them into obsolescence.

  9. theOtherJT

    Mine was a Dell Venue Pro

    A weird slidery device where a physical querty keyboard could be extended out of the bottom. It was utterly, utterly brilliant. One of the best phones I ever had. I'd probably still have it were it not for the fact that it was a work device and I had to give it back when I stopped working there. I am so sad that Microsoft screwed winpho as hard as they did. It started out so well :(

  10. mark l 2 Silver badge

    It not the first time an OS which is technically better than the opposition has died because of a lack of software to run on it. We have seen plenty of platforms die over the years WebOS, Meego, Blackberry 10, BEOS etc. I find it ironic that the huge amount of software is the only thing thats kept the desktop version of Windows going, as if it was all ported to alternative OS' I think the desktop Windows share would dramatically drop. As its certainly not a great OS by any means.

    1. devTrail Bronze badge

      I find it ironic that the huge amount of software is the only thing thats kept the desktop version of Windows going,

      It's not just ironic, it's false.

    2. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      WebOS

      Unfortunately, this is still alive in my LG TV. It is the bane of my life...

      1. WallMeerkat

        Re: WebOS

        It worked well on the HP Touchpad for a while, though it's a little slow to get anything done nowadays

    3. Captain Scarlet Silver badge

      If Blackberry didn't try and command a premium for BB10 it might have worked out better for them (Still the same fate as Windows Mobile), however it was kept as an over priced handset.

      Although I loved the Q10, I always hated the price and the fact the price didn't go down, the Q5 was still to expensive.

      1. AK565

        Agreed. I only left BB10 because work-related apps stopped working on top of the few social/reading/research apps I used.

        It's been years and I still suck at touch screen typing. It's funny, I never thought of myself as having large hands until I tried to type on a touch screen. I've tried nearly every keyboard over the years and the only one I've developed any muscle memory for is MessageEase. It's the least frustrating for extended typing and probably gives me the highest net (after corrections) wpm.

        I'd still go back to BB in a second if it worked for me.

    4. antonyh

      Quite agree; the main apps keeping Win10 alive are the likes of Adobe CC. And conversely Apple; there's a lot of Mac-only apps that are highly prized.The Linux apps however... is there anything that's Linux-only and not on the other platforms.

      As for mobile, I'd love an alternative to iOS. I'll never use Android again, I just don't trust it with confidentiality or security. The most viable option if I drop Apple is a feature phone.

  11. Mephistro Silver badge

    There should be a way...

    ... to formally include customers confidence in the stock valuation of a company. It would prevent many cases like this one, where millions of customers were left out in the cold and the execs involved got their bonuses regardless of the damage they caused to the company.

    1. JohnFen Silver badge

      Re: There should be a way...

      How would you measure "customer confidence", though?

      1. Mephistro Silver badge

        Re: There should be a way...

        Hence, the "should"...

        8^(

  12. Repne Scasb
    Coat

    So Windows Phone Got Smoked after all

    No apps, erm, flowers....

    1. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      Re: So Windows Phone Got Smoked after all

      Ha, ha, Microsith, don't let the door (Finnish: Ovi, maybe Nokia get the last laugh after all?) hit you on the way out...

      Whose platform is burning now, eh?

  13. Tom 35

    Did anyone send Andrew Orlowski a condolence card?

  14. IGotOut Silver badge

    The best interface

    The Win8 phone interface was by far the best. Clean and customisable. Car mode made it simple to whack a bloody great icon to launch Here Maps (which I still use on Android).

    Updates did depend on carriers, but this was easily bypassed to get them straight from MS, so none of the Android abandonware.

    A lot of the issues was the lack of apps... review sites (including The Reg) bemoaned the issue, ignoring the fact many add one (think the 10,000 torch apps) were already standard.

    Google had no interest in supporting it and people were moaning the could get Google maps...which I never got, Here Maps and the fantastic Here Transit were far superior.

    However you knew the writing was on the wall when MS decided to putits own apps out on iOS first, then Android and then maybe sometime later it's own OS.

    1. Stratman

      Re: The best interface

      I still use my Lumia 520 running 8.1 as my only phone. It does everything it did on the day I bought it, namely phone calls, SMS and email. It has some handy things like a calculator and it syncs with my Office Outlook calendar. Easy to use too. I'll keep using it until it breaks or I can't live without a phone that's also a heart monitor or tells me how long it's been since I last looked at it, or one of a thousand pointless other things.

  15. Kubla Cant Silver badge

    Cortana, for one, has retreated into the depths of Microsoft's productivity suite

    Dunno about that. Just last night I was re-installing Windows 10 (don't ask). As well as numerous restarts and requests to create a Microsoft account, I got the "Hi, I'm Cortana, let's set this puppy up!" treatment.

    1. Captain Scarlet Silver badge

      Oh the screen where Cortana doesn't like being told No.

    2. chivo243 Silver badge
      Go

      Cortana, for one, has retreated into the depths of Microsoft's productivity suite?

      Just rolling out Win10(well, in January), yes, cutting it close. Each new image for testing needs to have it killed! yeah! I read there is a way to remove it via GP, but finding all the necessary files, downloads from M$ and files from Win10 itself, then upload to sysvol, create the GP, apply the GP, and don't forget to move the computer to the OU that gets the Win10 policy ;-} And never run any updates, ever, hell keep the users away from it too!

      Get a grip M$, there has to be a saner way...

      1. Wayland Bronze badge

        Windows 10 LTSB

  16. Blackjack Silver badge

    The only good thing was the Nokia photo taking phones...

    While Windows Phones had a terrible Os the hardware sometimes was good. I miss Nokia Photo taking phones.

  17. Gomez Adams

    Still using my Lumia 820 with an Android tablet to hand to fill the app gap which mainly means Google Maps and BT Sport.

  18. Dinsdale247

    Thanks for sticking your finger in the wound

    I was rummaging through some old boxes on the weekend and came across my old Lumia handsets. I loved WP. May she rest in peace...

  19. carl0s

    This is good. It has worked out right.

    No mobile phone share, and very low browser share. The borg must be kept at arms length. They already have too much power and control. Thank god browsing the web doesn't require ActiveX or Silverlight.

    1. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      The Borg

      Is Google

  20. Noygdb

    Zune?

    I stopped reading at Zune

  21. Stuart Halliday
    Angel

    Will no one think of the billions spent on it?

    Could have got rid of World hunger (probably).

  22. Sr. Handle

    A meh mobile OS

    Windows phone was a ok OS nothing impressive, for me it was amazing Microsoft’s arrogance they arrived too late with a half backed WP7 that has a very little impact then they brought a new OS that wasn’t compatible with the phones using the previous version and then they repeat the same dicky move with WP10, they mocked the few people that trusted them and did something similar with his partners that have to compete in price with Nokia who received special treatment from Microsoft, phrasing pet cemetery “sometimes dead is better”, I can happily say go to the hell you f***g piece of shit and never come back.

  23. PaulR79
    Mushroom

    Android user - I will miss Windows Phone

    Microsoft had a chance with Windows Phone and they fucked it up to such a degree that even as a primary Android user I still feel anger towards them for it. There's a long list of reasons why they fucked it up but I'll include some of the bigger ones (in my opinion) below.

    "Smoked by Windows Phone" - the stupid gimmick ads about how Windows Phone was quicker to start after being powered down than Ios and Android. As if that was a legitimate reason to buy a Windows Phone device. Who powers their phone down? Who needs it to start up super fast when it can't do anything?

    Windows Phone 7 - a horribly restricted OS, no multi-tasking, no copy / paste of any kind and low-end hardware all hobbled by glacial app approval processes

    Windows Phone 8 - essentially killed Windows Phone 7 devices a year after release by being a superior OS that used similar hardware to Android devices of the time thereby pissing off early adopters. Apps incompatible between versions meant double the work for app developers.

    OS updates - Microsoft's inability to see that the OS needed rapid iterative updates not annual updates. This applied to both 7 and 8 versions. I know they had some updates through the year but they still kept bit updates for 6+ months.

    I'll have to stop there. Each time I type one out I want to rant about how stupid it was and if I continue listing them I'll be typing up a small novel. They treated it too much like Windows and just assumed it couldn't fail but when it was clear it was failing they did nothing about it while maintaining the same course. Fuck you, Microsoft.

  24. Plastic Budgie

    Windows Phone

    I Loved my Lumia 950 XL and the OS, Most apps I needed where available until recently as they where shut down and eventually gave it up, Rocking a Sailfish OS Sony phone now, camera is a bit poor but love the OS, Android support is much better without all the data loss.

  25. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    Killer (lack of) Apps

    They burned users and devs along the way, but eventually Windows 10 Mobile had a decent UI, preferable to Android / IOS. When developers started dropping the platform they should have released project Astoria, so users could get the essential apps they need. With Apps, it might have survived, and slowly regained market share.

    1. Snipp

      Re: Killer (lack of) Apps

      What apps, specifically, were not on Windows Phone that drove users away from the platform?

  26. juice Silver badge

    The problem is...

    That it's all about the apps, stupid (to quote an American president)

    Time was, back when physical buttons were still a thing, there was significant hardware variations - from Nokia's infamously indestructible "candy bar" handsets to Motorola's flip-phone Razr and a thousand variations beyond that.

    But as touchscreen technology became more prevalent, the form factor slowly reduced down to just a screen with some electronics behind it. At the same time, the march of technology meant that the hardware behind the screen - from the CPU to the camera, motion sensors and various other gadgets shoehorned in these days became more standardised and increasingly Good Enough in terms of both speed and quality. Plus, there was a shift towards apps such as Facebook, Twitter, Whatsapp, Instagram and the like.

    And at that point, it becomes increasingly irrelevant what OS is powering the tech. And Microsoft got to the party too late to become one of the standard incumbents.

    There were good things about Windows Phone - I picked up a Lumia 1020 at the tail end of it's commercial life to have a play with the camera and I was pleasantly surprised by how useable the "tiles" UI concept was.

    But as with BlackBerry, developers didn't want the hassle of supporting additional ecosystems, and attempts to offer a compatibility layer just emphasised how weak their position in the market was.

    There's maybe parallels with the late 90s/early 00s when various companies duked it out on the computer OS front - BeOS, AmigaOS, NeXT, SunOS, SGI and the like all fell by the wayside thanks to the fact that they couldn't compete with Linux and Windows running on commodity x86 hardware...

  27. Snipp

    Still have my Luima 950

    I have no plans to upgrade anytime soon. I don't order anything on my phone and have never logged into Facebook or Google on it.

    Security? Bah! I'm in the same boat as the millions of toilers with ancient versions of Android. I don't even have a passlock on my phone. I'll be fine.

    1. Jou (Mxyzptlk) Bronze badge

      Re: Still have my Luima 950

      You are not in the same boat. You are STILL in a much better boat. I force-switched only due to WhatApp.

  28. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    Phone still working

    Haven't noticed this apparent "death" of Windows phone. My Lumia 640 is still working fine. Makes calls, sends SMS messages, runs the few apps I need and the original battery still lasts a week.

  29. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    Seriously? People actually lament the passing of something that completely awful?

    Amazing.

    The UI was hideous. And that's before you even get to usability, because it didn't have any of that whatsoever. But even looking at it would make your head hurt.

    My only lament about Windoze phone? It took far too long to die. Good riddance to bad rubbish.

  30. Sanguma Bronze badge
    Boffin

    Well, since they're not playing with the source trees, do you think they could let me play with them?

  31. anthonyhegedus Silver badge

    Ballmer - more likes Ballsup

    It was Ballmer's fault. He ran Microsoft like "we have decided that not only will the users have this, but they'll want it" and plugged their ridiculous tiled interface with touch so much that it alienated the end users. Nobody wanted or needed touch - who's going to sit there at a desktop PC and start touching the screen?

    Windows phone or whatever it's called could have survived, but it was too little too late. Microsoft should stick to what they're good at.. oh, wait....

  32. Bob Vistakin
    Facepalm

    Will they be having a funeral?

    Like this one?

    https://www.zdnet.com/article/microsoft-celebrates-windows-phone-7-with-mock-iphone-funeral/

    Oh, wait...

  33. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

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