Witless Protection Program
"Who am I?" the curly-brace programming language asked, blinking blankly as it came out of a stupor.
"You're in the Witless Protection Program," the Open Source Deputy replied. "Just stick to the new name and new identity and you'll be safe from the copyright mafia."
"Where am I?" the curly-brace programming language added.
"You're cut off by vast oceans of copyright infringement protections, riding on a prominent upthrust in the great open-source archipelago," the Open Source Deputy said. "You're safe here. You have many friends. This is your new name."
The Open Source Deputy handed the curly-brace programming language a badge with its new name on it.
"I'm not a city, I'm a nation," the curly-braced programming language protested. "I used to be something."
"And you still are," the Open Source Deputy said, trying to comfort the new Witless. "You just can't tell anyone."
"I need some black coffee," the curly-brace programming language said.