back to article El Reg to the rescue: We bring sense and level-headed thinking to Westminster – yes, it's our AI conference

In uncertain times, it’s helpful to turn to wise heads who can dispense proven wisdom and practical advice – and we’ve got 40 of these lined up in Westminster at the end of this month. We’re talking, of course, about MCubed, our three-day dive into machine learning and analytics, which kicks off on September 30. And there’s …


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  1. alain williams Silver badge

    Intelligence of any sort would be novel in Westminster

    The Brexit farce resembles a dystopian soap opera.

  2. amanfromMars 1 Silver badge

    For Mead with the Brave

    Wow. A Virtual Spook Fest for those of Almighty Military Interest, El Reg. Nice one.

    Some interesting chatter available for hire there, methinks. You gotta believe Uncle Sam would be Fielding JEDI Assets [if there are any yet] in Search of the Immaculate Trails ......... the Forever Improving Almost Imperfect Tales to Follow into the Future.

    Is that not Prime Premium JEDI Programming? Lead from the Front with Everything New and Renewed and Generating Bounty for Generous Disbursement?

  3. unixy

    Strange effects

    The disorder in Westminster has apparently spread to the environment, which now sports the sun shining from the North at lunchtime.

  4. amanfromMars 1 Silver badge

    Not just for Clouds Hosting Advanced Operating Systems and Exploiting Explosive 0Days

    Bringing sense and level-headed thinking to Westminster and an El Reg AI conference ..... Team Register

    :-) .... Perfect for that which and those who would be severely tempted to believe in power and energy of miracles, methinks ....... although finding out how such things are so easily now done is that which will be conspicuously lacking in hosted presentations if madness and mayhem are to be contained and constrained and retrained and refined for CHAOS and Conflict Commanding Controls.

    It is however an engaging start. Bravo, El Reg ........ boldly going where no one has ever gone before ‽ .

  5. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    AI at Westminster

    Applying ML to the situation at Westminster would probably yield a better result than the current dog fucking.

    1. amanfromMars 1 Silver badge

      Re: AI at Westminster ..... a Logical Progression

      Applying ML to the situation at Westminster would probably yield a better result than the current dog fucking. .... Anonymous Coward

      Does anyone care to write up such an Intellectual Property Float for Presenting to Government[s] or is it always best and quickest servered from the likes of here with Open Fora Basking and Tasking in the Light of Newly Found and Foundering Knowledge Proving Impossible to Deny Exists and is Devilishly Engaging ‽

  6. Cliff Thorburn

    Wild Wild West (minster) ...

    In such strange, wild west or enchanted eastern times nothing surprises, if the fate of westminster depended on ET choosing the most appropriate network provider in which to phone home and escape such earthly insanity they’d have you believe that the fate of this mess depended on a wargames type scenario, and a game of noughts and crosses!, owes and zero’s, sheesh!, whatever virtual insanity wild wacky baccy were the purveyors of all this great game smoking (smocking gun) eh! :-)

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