He gives a new meaning to coke head?
He'd have been better off borrowing my coat!
Hats off to Spanish customs at Barcelona Airport who spotted a Baldrick-level attempt to smuggle cocaine into the Catalan capital. Pictures are worth at least a thousand words so we'll just leave this here. Detenido en #Barcelona con droga en su peluquín.... ¡¡se le va a caer el pelo!! 🧓👮♂👴🤷♀https://t.co/IUjl9l63Du pic. …
Cmon, you would have to have done at least a couple of grams of Colombian pure in order to believe that you would pass customs with a lump like that on your head....
I don't know what's worse, getting caught and going to jail or that damned picture being spread all the media...
Made me laugh at least.
I can see some psychological reasoning behind it, in that people will generally try to avoid embarrassing someone else. A truly awful toupee enhances this natural tendency to not want to address it directly.
It's like excuses for being late into work, the best ones make you look like an imbecile. Saying your car broke down or the train was late only gets you so much credibility. If you say "I crapped myself coming in, I had to go home again and clean myself up" no one will ever question it.
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