Oh no, Twitter's gone down. How can we get the word out? Ah yeah, that's right. We have a website that works Twitter.com is down worldwide along with its mobile and tablet apps. Yes, we know this must be a difficult time for you all. The antisocial network, which is frequented by about 326 million users a month, fell offline about 45 minutes ago at time of publication. By worldwide, we mean at least in North and South America, …
Another sufferer of the Trump Derangement Syndrome....
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" ... tweeter-in-chief President Trump's so-called social media summit today that doesn't actually involve any social media networks, just an unsettling mix of right-wingers, extremists and .."
(and a number of hugs handed out by POTUS Trump to his token people of colour, perhaps?).
Well considering the outage occurred according to talk-radio reports, at the very moment the summit went live, you won't have had the option of switching-off then, would you!
Yet you're still ranting??!! You're still ranting. Do you want an off-switch, or do you want censorship?
I did catch it, live, as there was no outage here in Scotland. Mr Trump did announce that (paraphrasing):
"I have instructed my administration to hold a summit, inviting members of all the digital tech companies and members of the media to attend at The Whitehouse, later this month ..."
"And of both sides, democrats too, since they know now too, how quickly ..." (the censorship. 'hate-speech', and pro candidates posting) "...can turn against them too, very quickly"
You're not FAKE NEWS, are you? Yes you are, go on admit it.
Not "sorry for the inconvenience" or "we screwed up". "Thanks for noticing". Is that meant to be sarcasm ("Yes, we know, don't bother us. You're the product, not the customer, so we don't care") or some kind of self-deprecating humour ("We know we're a waste of electrons. We're so grateful you choose to spend some of your valuable time with us")?
P.S. I knew Twitter was down because the wife was whinging about it. I wasn't sympathetic.
Yes, I'm quite comfortable sleeping on the couch, thank you.
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