Re: If, and it's a big if, the methane in this case is biological --
It doesn't have too much water. It has the water it has. If the theory says it shouldn't have as much water the theory is wrong and the theorist needs a new theory, not the Earth less water. It's called science.
Well, quite. Come up with a theory, collect evidence, publish and throw it out there for comment. One theory is that the Earth has a finite amount of water and it just gets moved around a bit. Notably during Ice Ages. But biogenic methane production can also generate water, as can other geophysical processes, so 'new' water is produced. But the Earth is hotter and has better conditions for biogenic production than Mars. There's even a wiki page about it, which also answers the question as to whether Curiosity can do isotopic analysis-
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Methane_on_Mars
But explaining the observations found on Mars is science, and also has implications for Earth science..