London opens stock market for a tickling from Chinese tentacles Companies listed on the UK stock market will effectively be able to offer shares to Chinese investors from today. The London-Shanghai Stock Connect will mean 260 eligible listed Chinese firms can offer shares in the UK, and UK-listed companies can sell their shares in Shanghai. The link is designed to allow companies to offer …
A deal likely to be massively more influential to international relations in the long run than Trump's short sighted light-sabre rattling.
Further recognition that London is utterly unique as a global financial trading centre and the beating heart of the UK's massive "invisible" export earnings.
Is that what he calls it?
By the way he acts I'd think "tack" would be a better nickname.
I wonder if you can get brain bleach on Amazon Prime.
In other news, to paraphrase
"So, now you see that evil will always triumph because humanity is dumb"
Seriously - Hollywood couldn't make the last 3 years up even after enough amphetamines, magic mushrooms and LSD to give a blue whale a hangover - no one would think it was credible.
I think I'm going to apply for species transition. It's just so bloody embarrassing being a human. I wonder if I can get funding on the NHS.
I wish I could be a fly on the wall when someone tells the Shitgibbon about this - he's going to go completely librarian-poo!
"I think I'm going to apply for species transition. It's just so bloody embarrassing being a human. I wonder if I can get funding on the NHS.
"I wish I could be a fly on the wall ..."
I think the estates of André Delambre or Seth Brundle would be more able to help you than the NHS.
Shanghai, a city directly governed by the central government.
But, I thought there were "security issues" when dealing with Chinese companies ?
Does this mean that the Shanghai Stock Exchange is immune to requests from Beijing ?
Or does this just mean that, as usual, money talks and politicians can just stay out of the way ?
I now have a mental image of Ken Dodd copping off with a nudist Dalek... In a Ford Mondeo estate... In a car park in deepest darkest Sheffield.
I will never be the same again.
It's like the inverse image of that zombie film with Richard Briars and a machine gun..
To quote
"Richard Briars with an Uzi is like Halle Berry with a strap-on. You never thought it'd happen, but you are so very glad that it did"
This is. The. Exact. Opposite. It's like swapping Anne Widdecombe for Halle Berry. Only worse.
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