"and comes in the most dangerous colour on the road, "black" that no one wants."
Almost every car company has black an a colour option. Some even regard it as a premium colour. Teslas are also available in other colours it is just a selection on the configurator.
"Demand has dropped off to almost nothing in the US"
No it hasn't they are still struggling to keep up with the orders, hence the keened for extra production. The issues with Tesla always seem to be around not being able to produce enough at a consistent quality.
"they are cost cutting so hard they won't even pay for toilet paper,"
And yet they are building a massive new factory in China. Doesn't seem like cost-cutting.
"sell a cheap car for a premium price"
Isn't that a bit of an oxymoron? The price of the car is the price that it sells for and, as there are no dealers, this is a set price. Or are you saying the car costs very little to make and they are selling it for a lot? In which case they seem like a great bet.
"Pricing is like a yoyo"
Yeah it is a bit, for some models.
"Oh yeah baby, lets put it on the charger in the garage at home for 48 hours to charge it up!"
I don't think anyone is regularly taking 48 hours to charge their car. They'll have a proper chargepoint and they won't be flattening the battery every day. I'm sure for 99.99% of cases overnight charging works fine for everyone.