"WE REGRET ..."
Which in 2-words, alone, goes to show that 'El-Reg' , another hint, has turned to, or has always been an anti-human, aka pro tech-head, NIHILIST platform.
I don't much care for 'El-reg's turn of attitude, as reflected recently in language.
And your best-case scenario, as your readers wither away, is to be found in the advice:
"When you cynically become that which you are parodying, you're in trouble."
Hey! Look! I'm in your face. I studied Math, Physics, Computer-science
I work in Electronics, DC- thru microwaves, to this day. Every-day.
I studied a software-dev degree at age of 49 or so, in 2004/5. I have learned to not only stand-up for myself but also for my species. Well enough said. You may all be just sitting there playing with yourselves and your consoles; - 'having a laugh'.
Go push a button!
How d'ya like them apples!?