Now he's up the creek
without a paddle.
Justice has finally been served for abandoned boats everywhere as a Kentish man was found guilty of callously ditching his vessel in a residential area. The 55-year-old Margate resident was caught on camera fly-tipping a rowing boat and various bags of what El Reg presumes to be ballast, but admits might just be old building …
“Is Kentish Man related to Florida Man?”
It all sounds a little tame for Florida man - no drugs, limited weirdness and the best Florida Man boat story I can find is sort of karma:
He was made to do 200 hours community service, and had to pay to have someone clean up his mess?
Why not make "him" clean up his own mess (and anything else in the vicinity), and do 200 more hours? If there are costs related to disposing of his dingy, then he could pay that as well.
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