Pussy. Breaking a leg on a motorbike is expected. Google do no evil. This guy is a pussy just for breaking pretty leg. We have to tag Google for searching our every thought ... if Google was truly implemented, we would have no broken bones, would rather he would perceive the fault in the road ahead. It’s his fault for not using enough Google AI to see the fault in the road ahead.
Biker sues Google Fiber: I broke my leg, borked my ankle in trench dug to lay ad giant's pipe
Installing broadband fiber is a complex and expensive activity, though it may have got a little bit more so, for Google at least, following a lawsuit in America. Motorcyclist Hans Newsom is this week suing [PDF] Google Fiber and its local contractor in his hometown of Kansas City, Missouri – after a trench, dug to install the …
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Monday 11th March 2019 14:24 GMT LucreLout
If it was Apple, they would have said he was riding it wrong...
If he couldn't avoid, and I'm paraphrasing here, a big f*cking hole at 5mph, I'd say he was riding it wrong too! I walk almost that fast and have thus far managed to avoid falling into a trench no matter how inebriated I have become.
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Saturday 9th March 2019 21:56 GMT Anonymous Coward
Re:Breaking a leg on a motorbike is expected.
I think one of the things a certain Mr Jeremy Clarkson got spot on is when he referred to motorcyclists as "organ donors". Not only in general, but the way you see them take un-necessary risks on high-traffic roads.
Also, as I was once very bluntly told on an First Aid course, breaking ankles and other sort of foot injuries is kind of expected from motorcyclists. The instructor only half-joked that its not uncommon to find one of the injured motorcyclist's boots half way down the road, a process he referred to as "degloving". Basically its down to human instinct. Something bad about to happen, basic instinct for biker is to drop anchor (foot to ground). Trouble is biker is generally going too fast for foot ... hence "degloving". The "degloved" foot tends to be pretty badly messed up.
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Monday 11th March 2019 09:32 GMT Anonymous Coward
Re: Re:Breaking a leg on a motorbike is expected.
> "Degloving" injuries are where the skin is pulled off...
Ok, fair enough, but that still happens .... just after the boot has been pulled off first (or if they're not wearing boots, but just normal shoes, like you see many do, then skin degloving happens after the shoe sole has been ripped off).
You're arguing over minutiae. The end result is the same, I suspect.
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Monday 11th March 2019 12:18 GMT jmch
Re: Re:Breaking a leg on a motorbike is expected.
"...referred to motorcyclists as "organ donors". Not only in general, but the way you see them take un-necessary risks on high-traffic roads"
Unfortunately there are many (I wouldn't say a small minority but definitely a minority) bikers who behave that way. It tends to be those that ride sports / supersports bikes on the road as if they were on the track. Most of the bikers I know (myself included) ride touring / road bikes, taking it pretty easy and enjoying the views.
Personally I am glad of the fact that I only started properly in my 30s as I think if I started in late teens or 20s I would have been in the "organ donors" category. However that category is also enhanced by a large number of car drivers who are unaware of bikes around them.
In this particular instance, curious that the lawsuit occurred so far after the fact, but maybe he had 3 years of medical treatment to bill - not sure if it's possible to sue for damages that also includes future medical bills related to the incident.
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Monday 11th March 2019 14:14 GMT Loyal Commenter
Re: Re:Breaking a leg on a motorbike is expected.
This is why proper bike boots have armour in them that covers the ankle joint. Ankle injuries are common with bikers because of the idiots you see riding bikes (or more commonly scooters) in entirely inappropriate footware, such as trainers, or even sandals, combined with the fact that 200kg of bike has a fair chance of ending up on top of your leg if it goes over. Decent boots aren't even that expensive.
The same goes for proper bike jacket and trousers. It turns out that a denim jacket doesn't stand up too well when you're going down a road on your back at 40 mph, and the bit that ends up scraping along the tarmac is your ribs, spine and shoulder blades.
Don't even get me started on the lack of helmet laws in America. Drop a watermelon from 6 feet for an illustration of why...
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Monday 11th March 2019 13:12 GMT Valerion
Re: I did about 10 years on bikes.
40+ years here, legs (and other parts) still intact.
My dad was the same. 40 years, no major problems (barring a black cab ignoring a give way and knocking him off resulting in a fractured shoulder).
It was at about 43 years when a car came out of a side turning, straight into the side of him, crushing his ankle against the engine of the bike and breaking his leg in 2 places. After a month in hospital and a year or so with an agonising metal frame screwed around, and into, his leg and several operations to rebuild his ankle which had pretty much disintegrated, then another 6 months or so with a big boot thing, he could almost walk normally. Several years later he still can't walk for that long, or bend it properly.
The surgeon said that had it happened 20 years earlier they just would have amputated it as it was only more modern techniques and equipment that allowed them to save it.
My uncle was a police bike rider for 25 years with a faultless record, and then retired to Cornwall and bought a Harley. One day he woke up underneath a lorry with an air ambulance parked in the field next to him. He was ok, fortunately.
Don't count your chickens...
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Saturday 9th March 2019 11:45 GMT Anonymous Coward
Re: 5mph!
Harleys are notoriously very difficult to control at low speed. If you've ever studied motorcycle engineering, you will know that they are basically designed to roll along a major road at around 65mph and that's it. The only good thing about the design is the fairly low centre of gravity of the engine; everything else is almost textbook how not to design a general purpose bike. And they are so heavy that if they fall over on you, something major will break. A former US colleague, a very patriotic ex-Forces guy, became a bit less patriotic when his hog hit a small bump at low speed and fell over, it took three people to get it up again, and when he came out of hospital he bought a BMW.
Having said which, leaving a hole in the road without cover or warnings should result in a lot more than $75000. It should result in criminal conviction for negligence.
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Sunday 10th March 2019 21:17 GMT martinusher
Re: 5mph!
>a general purpose bike which stays fully controllable when the front wheel drops into a ditch..
It all depends on the ditch but a typical dual sport will handle this without a problem. You'd have you ask yourself why you didn't see the obstruction if you were going that slowly. )As for it not being signed it may well have been in his friend's driveway.)
One thing you have to remember on a motorcycle is that you don't want your feet on the ground -- ever -- until it stops. You're not going to be able to control the bike with your feet waving around and you stand an excellent chance of braking something down there if they get caught. Feet on the pegs at all times unless stopped!
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Monday 11th March 2019 12:25 GMT jmch
Re: 5mph!
"stays fully controllable when the front wheel drops into a ditch.."
I guess it depends how deep the ditch is. From the text it isn't clear at all.
"dropped down into a deep rectangular hole that had been cut in the asphalt" – a trench dug to install Google's pipes – according to his Jackson County court filing, at least"
At that really low speed, any bike should be able to go straight up/down a pavement / sidewalk, around 15cm. At an angle, maybe less, and depends on whether the bottom of the ditch was also asphalt-like surface or, more probably, just loose dirt which could make the front wheel slide irrespective of how deep the 'ditch' was
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Monday 11th March 2019 12:45 GMT jmch
Re: 5mph!
"Feet on the pegs at all times unless stopped!"
Personally (and this might just be my unorthodox style), but if I am on a low-speed curve on an unsure surface I keep my foot either just resting very lightly on the very tip of the peg with no weight on, or off the peg, dangling about a foot or so above the road - ready to push the bike upright if there's a sudden loss of grip. It's saved me a fall a couple of times where a handlebar correction or throttle squeeze wouldn't have. A trick learnt from experience catching an unseen oil patch on a slow-speed turn that landed me on my arse.
At such low speed (most times less than jogging / running speed), a quick push with the foot is not dangerous (or at least on the balance is less dangerous than potentially having a bike fall on it)
But of course, that's very rare circumstance, "Feet on the pegs at all times unless stopped!" is sound advice
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Monday 11th March 2019 14:21 GMT Loyal Commenter
Re: 5mph!
I am on a low-speed curve on an unsure surface I keep my foot either just resting very lightly on the very tip of the peg with no weight on, or off the peg, dangling about a foot or so above the road - ready to push the bike upright if there's a sudden loss of grip.
I'm pretty sure you'd fail your test for that when doing the turn in the road. Having your feet dangling would be seen as not being in control of the vehicle. Somewhat counter-intuitively, sitting bolt upright with your feet on the pegs gives you much better control at low speed, because you use the muscles in your sides for fine balance adjustments.
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Sunday 10th March 2019 12:34 GMT John Lilburne
Re: 5mph!
Says he had just turned, so 5mph is probably nearer than 60mph. He was on a hog so given that you'd normally report half your actual speed 10mph would most likely be correct. MC lights are set high so its unlikely that in the dark you'd see a trench just near to a turning as the lights will be focusing a distance down the road especially if on full beam.
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Saturday 9th March 2019 09:57 GMT Anonymous Coward
Yeah.
Unless it's for Google to just counter sue the building company? I could understand that.
Seen a video where a Youtubers dash cam on their bicycle, shows the cycle just fell over when going over some hole covering metal sheets on road works. The metal was so slippery, the bike just loses it. They got really bad concussion too.
So fault can be with the building company.
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Sunday 10th March 2019 18:56 GMT Yet Another Anonymous coward
Re: @Hans 1
In some states there are very broad rules that you can sue anyone tangentialy involved.
There was one tragic case when I was in Houston of somebody who backed out of his drive over his own kid. Among others the driver sued Levi - the jeans the kid as wearing because they weren't noticeable enough
If you are facing $10,000s in medical bills you need to go after everyone
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Friday 15th March 2019 14:18 GMT Hans 1
Re: @Hans 1
If you are facing $10,000s in medical bills you need to go after everyone
Hm, I dunno, the article mentioned the US, not some third world country without healthcare ... or are you saying that the US is still paying more per citizen for healthcare than us Europeans and yet STILL has to foot the bill ? Morons, no ifs buts, or maybes ! I thought Barack O'Bama sorted it out for you ...
Over the past ten years I never gave the healthcare system where I live my bank details, on average, I lost, what, 15 euros a year (average, money I could have easily reclaimed had I provided the bank details) ... I knew I could provide the details should anything serious happen ... but, zero or one ordinary GP visits a year, yeah, who bloody cares - AND, mega bonus, I can take the piss out of the wealthy-posh-show-off-cheap bastards who did provide their details ...
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Monday 11th March 2019 09:38 GMT Goldmember
Are you all reading a different article? Because the one I read states that the AREA was poorly lit; which you can infer means there was no, or inadequate, street lighting:
"because the area was poorly lit and he was unfamiliar with the roads and traffic."
Nowhere does it state the bike didn't have its headlights switched on.
If there were indeed no street lights, an uncovered black hole, set into dark asphalt, would be very difficult to see at night time. Especially if you'd just come round a corner and weren't facing it head on:
" as he turned right into North McGee St "suddenly and without warning his front wheel dropped down into a deep rectangular hole" "
You should probably read the article carefully before angrily commenting next time.
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Monday 11th March 2019 11:53 GMT Jonathan Knight
You can see the street here:
https://www.google.com/maps/@39.2532521,-94.5773281,3a,75y,358.69h,67.57t/data=!3m6!1e1!3m4!1sjM80ZfPvlyNt8prYczle1w!2e0!7i13312!8i6656
There are street lights, but far apart and possible not working. There's also no sign of any repairs to the tarmac and the street view is dated October 2016 so I think the ditch was off the road somewhere.
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Monday 11th March 2019 13:56 GMT MudFever
Yes, but no junction with N Nashua Dr. N McGee St is split over a number of streets. The junction referred to does have a rectangular repair as you turn right in to the N McGee -- https://www.google.com/maps/@39.2956908,-94.5766084,3a,75y,189.36h,75.21t/data=!3m6!1e1!3m4!1seBa0y5ipTj2X40wKlpZDOw!2e0!7i13312!8i6656
Why wait 4 years? Was he in a coma, or is now unemployed and needs some cash?
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Saturday 9th March 2019 09:58 GMT BebopWeBop
And the judge given the case, the Honorable Gary A. Fenner, declined to accept it citing a conflict of interest.
Enquiring minds would like to know why - shares/relations working for Google or has he poublished material denouncing them as scumbags?
I would imagine, that details of the case notwithstanding, this is a case of 'been injured sue the party who has the money to pay damages' . It reminds me of an old Bloom County set of cartoons from the 80s where the sleezy lawyer is beaten up by Mark Penn (remember him anyone?) while taking intrusive photographs. Eventually a decision is made to sue..... Nikon - cos they have the moolah to settle, Penn's acting career gave them no cause to think he could afford to pay any compensation.
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Saturday 9th March 2019 11:03 GMT Boris the Cockroach
While out
riding my bike (at any speed)....
You have to contend with everything the construction industry throws at you..... from roads that have been planed and left with manholes sticking up 2 inches... to cable layers who think a "caution temporary road surface" sign is enough notice for a steel sheet covering the hole to unsigned roadworks where the warning sign is in the bottom of that locked filing cabinet in that disused toilet with the infamous sign.
Maybe it took the guy 4 yrs to find out who actually dug the thing as companies in the UK have a habit of filing the hole in double quick when theres an accident and going "not us gov".....
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Saturday 9th March 2019 11:49 GMT Anonymous Coward
Re: While out
Not only the US.
After I hit a rotted bollard while reversing (it was down to about 9 inches) I checked the relevant legislation and discovered bollards are required to be a minimum 18 inches. So I wrote to the Council saying I was going to take legal advice about my £650 bill.
The next day the Council came round and replaced a whole lot of rotted bollards, and they contacted me disputing my account and saying the bollards had been replaced several days before the accident. So easy to falsify the dates in the records...
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Monday 11th March 2019 09:00 GMT Aristotles slow and dimwitted horse
Re: While out
"as companies in the UK have a habit of filing the hole in double quick when there is an accident and going "not us gov"
Really? Any evidence to back that up?
Any roadworks that affect the public highways have to be planned, formally requested / registered and a permit issued to the contracting company by the local or relevant Highways authority. Generally, most are issued to the big construction, utilities or telecoms companies, and they themselves will subcontract out the work to smaller companies similar to what Google have done here.
I'm currently gigging on a SAP programme at a major Gas transportation company in the UK and I can assure you, they take the overall roadworks, public safety and reinstatement works very VERY seriously as the fines and PR fallout can be huge.
Goto www.roadworks.org and pick any job, at a minimum it will tell you (A) whom the owner of the roadworks is, (B) what they are doing, (C) the responsible HA and (D) the works permit/certificate number.
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Monday 11th March 2019 12:14 GMT EvilDrSmith
Re: While out
Yup: that would be the New Roads and Street Works Act 1991. You need a licence to dig holes in the road, and there is specific training / qualifications for NRSWA operatives (the guys that dig the holes and then make good after) and NRSWA supervisors (who make sure everything has been done correctly)
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Monday 11th March 2019 12:43 GMT Dr. Mouse
Re: While out
You are forgetting that there are *people* involved in all that, and people suck!
If they are digging a hole in the road already, they have the relevant paperwork etc. If they already have the equipment/supplies there to fill a hole in (or can acquire then quickly), and a guys job may be on the line, he may very well just fill it in and say "Not us, we filled that this morning".
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Monday 8th July 2019 09:12 GMT Fred Dibnah
Re: While out
"Really? Any evidence to back that up?
Yep. I came off my bicycle when I hit a pothole in the dark, injuring me and damaging the bike. Next day I went back to take photos, so when the Highways Agency filled the hole and then claimed it was filled prior to the accident I simply showed them the pics and they changed their tune.
The moral of the tale is: take photos.
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Saturday 9th March 2019 11:37 GMT mark l 2
I remember years ago when trenches were being dug for NTL cable TV in my area and they made a right mess of the pavements and left a trench uncovered at night which my friend fell into. But in that situation my friend had a case against the contractor who was undertaking the actual work rather than NTL and the contractor had liability insurance for such events which were the ones who made the payout.
So although the cables maybe being laid for Google services, I assume the contractors who actually undertook the work were independent and it is them that are liable for any damages from negligence not Google.
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Saturday 9th March 2019 23:13 GMT John Brown (no body)
"So although the cables maybe being laid for Google services, I assume the contractors who actually undertook the work were independent and it is them that are liable for any damages from negligence not Google."
That could depend on the contract between Google and the contractor. If Google just said "we need cabling from point A to point B, go ahead and plan it, get the permits and we'll pay the bills", then Google are off the hook. If Google have contracted them to be a "pairs of hands" and specified the job details top to bottom, then Google could be jointly liable to some degree or other.
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Monday 11th March 2019 13:26 GMT DuchessofDukeStreet
UK legislation (which clearly doesn't apply here) allows for the claimant to raise their initial claim against any of the parties involved (telco or utility company wanting the work, main contractor, or any of the subcontractors in the chain) on the grounds that whilst there might be a sign up saying "we apologise on behalf of Cornwall Electric", there won't necessarily be anything public that declares it to be the work of Malley Engineering plc, Brown Brothers Groundworks Ltd or Fred Smith Diggers. Any of those can then rope the rest of the chain in as co-defendants under Section 20 (I think...it's been a while). Most commercial contracts pass the liability down the chain, but section 20 ensures that there should always be at least one solvent (aka insured) entity available to cough up if the claim is upheld.
I have seen a claim where the judge (it went that far) ruled that the main contractor had been entirely blameless but as the only extant party to the claim where the claimant had unarguably suffered serious injuries, became fully liable for the seven figure settlement. This is why anyone working anywhere near members of the public needs to hold good liability insurance.
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Monday 11th March 2019 14:00 GMT Wilseus
Back when I was a kid in the 1980s, I grew up in a small town of about 7000 people. There was some problem with the presumably victorian sewers, and they needed to dig up the main street and replace it with modern concrete pipes. This was disruptive enough, given that the road through the town was an A-road and didn't at that time have a bypass, but it turned out that contrary to the plans they had, a main power cable for the town ran through the same sewer. So we had major traffic issues AND no power for about half the town for a good while. I never did hear who got in trouble for that, but someone should have.
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Saturday 9th March 2019 13:11 GMT Anonymous Coward
As luck would have it, a friend saw the accident
so, he drove extremely carefully (5mph, lol), and then, after he fell in, a friend saw the incident, as friends do, roaming poorly lit backstreets at 11 p.m :)
Unless it was one of those crossroad junctions, with the main streets and four backstreets ;)
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Saturday 9th March 2019 14:11 GMT TRT
Poor specifications, wasn't it?
There they was, a-digging this hole; a hole in the ground,
so big and sort of round
And there they was, digging it deep;
flat at at the bottom, the sides were all steep.
When along comes this bloke in a bowler hat which he lifted and scratched his head.
Well we looked down the hole, poor demented soul, and he said
"Do you mind if I make a suggestion? Don't dig there, dig it elsewhere!"
"Your digging it round and it ought to be square"
"The shape of it's wrong, it's much too long"
"And you can't put hole where a hole don't belong"
I ask, what a liberty eh? Nearly bashed him right in the bowler
Well there they was, stood in the hole, shovelling earth
for all that I was worth
And there was him standing up there
So grand and all official with his nose up in the air
So I gave him a look sort of sideways
and I leaned on my shovel and sighed. I lit me a fag
and having took a drag
I replied that I just couldn't bear,
to dig it elsewhere
I'm digging it round cos I don't want it to be square
And if you disagree
it doesn't bother me
That's the place where the hole is gonna be
Well there we were, discussing this hole
A hole in the groud so big and sort of round it was
Well it's not there now, and the ground is all flat
And beneath it is the bloke in the bowler hat
And that's that
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Monday 11th March 2019 16:43 GMT Loyal Commenter
Re: Bork
Balk, meaning to obstruct, (and spelt balk) is not the same word as bork meaning broke, which is an internet thing.
To be fair, balk, meaning to obstruct is also not the same word as bork, meaning to obstruct.
Again, a little research would inform you that the word has two meanings. Your familiarity with one or the other probably depends on who and where you are, and on context.
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Monday 11th March 2019 16:41 GMT Loyal Commenter
Re: Bork
Interestingly, the original meaning of the word (in the mid 20th century) did mean to obstruct, after an American Judge by the name of Bork.
With the advent of modern computing, it arose as a homonym, "borked", meaning "broken" (presumably from a mis-spelling of either "broken", or (comedically) "broked". The latter use has superseded the former, especially amongst those with a background in technology, rather than US politics.
Personally, I've only ever known its use to mean broken.
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Monday 11th March 2019 09:24 GMT Anonymous Coward
Re: Micro trenches
Now I'm no expert b but I've dealt with this area a few times and in the UK utilities have their own levels (and colours of conduit) where they get laid - water at one level, electricity at another, telecoms at another also all separate and laid at certain distances from the edge of the road and property boundary.
Nowadays, at last, they often shared trenches and even ducts but that has to be at a certain depth.
And the Google thing is the reason why we have such 'burdensome' regulations in the UK.
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Monday 11th March 2019 16:28 GMT DuchessofDukeStreet
Re: Micro trenches
Certainly new constructon/repairs work that way, but the vast majority of the UK utility networks have been there for decades and they aren't exactly perfectly documented. Either in terms of depth, location or underground protection - sometimes ducts, sometimes a layer of tiles over the cables/pipes. So every digger of trenches in the UK knows to think carefully before they stick buckets or spades into the ground... this is what happens when they don't. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pLTDVCeFFCo
I've had to watch a video of what happened when an operative wasn't wearing full hi-viz. I'm very glad that nobody has developed a method for recording smell.
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Sunday 10th March 2019 10:44 GMT Juan Inamillion
Hairdressers from Croydon
Harley Davidsons or Hardly Abletoos are the preferred mode of transport for the title, at least according to a friend of mine. Just about OK for going in a straight line, which is most big roads in the US. Try one on typical roads in the UK and you'll think different ;-)
Darwin's principle tends to take care of anyone not riding defensively or paying close attention to road surfaces. One can still get caught out though. The UK's Ministry of Potholes tries very hard to conceal their efforts, often by filling them with water and placing them on the line you'd take on a long bend. Long narrow scars in the road are particularly interesting as the front wheel tries to follow them.
I've been riding for about 50 years, had a couple of accidents, luckily nothing more serious than gravel rash. Moped and food delivery riders are a particular source of worry these days, astonishing to see them ride like they're invincible...
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Sunday 10th March 2019 21:30 GMT martinusher
Re: Hairdressers from Croydon
Most people's image of American roads are great stretches of highway snaking through Big Scenery. There's a fair bit of that but you're more likely to come across roads that are badly laid out, erratically signed and poorly lit with a variety of surfaces varying from 'barely tolerable' to 'I don't know why they bother even trying'. The thing is, though, that if you live here you're used to it -- that's why the archetypal US car or bike is a huge, heavy thing with big, fat, wheels -- all the better to ride over the cattle tracks.
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Monday 11th March 2019 09:28 GMT Aristotles slow and dimwitted horse
Re: Hairdressers from Croydon
I tend to agree, yes there are some very large, wide, long and straight roads in the US, and I think that this is what a lot of people think of when they imagine doing the Pacific highway, or the Coast to Coast, or Route 66 on a Harley - and they'd be right.
However, I'd like to counter it by saying that there are some stunning twisty, impeccably laid stretches of tree lined and high altitude tarmac in Colorado, Utah, California, New Hampshire and New York State for your fast Beemer, Ducati, Kwakker or whatever is you ride.
I'm lucky enough to have ridden quite a lot in the States on sports tourers and such like, and it can be fucking awesome, and although I've not been to Alaska yet - overall it's still not as good as Europe (same for the skiing) ;-)
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Monday 11th March 2019 09:22 GMT Andy The Hat
Is that the bottom of a barrel I see before me?
"Builder left a trench uncovered, or someone nicked the trench cover, or someone "accidentally" moved the trench cover and someone fell into the trench and is claiming for injury caused!" ... err ... "Horror!"
Standard claim.
Will tomorrow be "BT sued!! Someone slipped on something a dog left behind and cracked his head on the pavement ... and it was on the very same road as a BT cable box which was not lit up!"
Why is this story even here?
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Monday 11th March 2019 16:51 GMT Anonymous Coward
Re: No. Stop.
You may like to re-think that attitude the day you discover you have a friend or family member to whom that has happened. There are a number of reasons why victims won't report a sexual assault at the time, from fear they won't be believed, shame, being unable to face standing up in court and re-living the ordeal whilst being cross-examined by a defence lawyer, fear of retribution, etc. etc. If you can't recognise this, then it only demonstrates a remarkable lack of empathy on your part.
So, in short, don't be a rape apologist, and STFU.
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Monday 11th March 2019 16:38 GMT Jon 88
Laying fiber is a dangerous business
A certain large internet provider in my area was laying fiber in my neighborhood. I was not their customer. But one day, they punched a hole in my sewer line. I called out the plumber who diagnosed the issue. Boy was that an interesting conversation with their help desk. Fortunately, I happened to chat with a foreman from the contractor actually doing the work, and he just took care of it, fixed my pipe, and payed my bill.