back to article Just forget what Gartner said about AI in June 'cos CIOs are all over it now apparently

Reverse ferret. Months after Gartner researchers confirmed a pitifully low proportion of CIOs were actually unleashing AI into the wild, the latest survey paints an entirely different picture. Confused? So are we. Back in June, Gartner found that just 4 per cent of CIOs had invested in and deployed AI, the latest garment to be …

  1. Pete 2 Silver badge

    This is not the report you are looking for

    > Back in June, Gartner found that just 4 per cent of CIOs had invested in and deployed AI

    Odd! I would fully expect that a major consultancy firm would have a report that backed up every point of view that their clients hold. Isn't that why people use consultancies? For validation and to add credibility to the decisions they have already made - or are wanting to make.

    So for them to have just one report - one that clearly is bollocks (though one person's bollocks is another person's lunch) - seems a bit odd. Surely they would have a whole range of them, from Nobody will ever use AI right through to Everybody is adopting it NOW.

    1. Nick Ryan Silver badge

      Re: This is not the report you are looking for

      It's Gartner. The only interesting thing about a Gartner report is trying to guess who paid for the worthless thing. OK, it's not technically entirelly worthless as some mug organisation paid Gartner to "prove" or "demonstrate" how their products are useful therefore it has some value... and some "impressionable" (I'm being nice here) PHBs still believe Gartner reports.

      1. Pascal Monett Silver badge

        Not technically entirelly worthless ?

        Seeing that, 6 months ago, they were apparently not aware that "AI has implementations have grown 270 per cent in the past four years", I would venture that said report is completely inaccurate - thus about as worthless as you can get.

        1. Nick Ryan Silver badge

          Re: Not technically entirelly worthless ?

          Well it's not worthless to Gartner... some mug paid them money.

  2. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    Is it AI though?

    From what I've seen, hardly any of the systems or software services that have approached me claiming they are AI actually are. Some aren't even ML and those that are, don't need to be, they've just hired some processing off a cloud vendor and what they actually are is an algorithm of some kind.

    Basically the term AI has become so broad that someone implementing a spellchecker would call it AI nowadays.

    1. Joe W Silver badge

      My feeling exactly. The bosss wants it to be AI, or at least ML, and if you stretch your definitions most things can at least fall under ML. Hell, if you do linear regression with a Metropolis-Hastings algorithm (not that you should...) it would probably qualify as ML. It's the emperor's new rags, that's all.

      1. katrinab Silver badge

        If your input boxes have autocomplete with the most common entries first, that is machine learning.

  3. Adrian 4

    "Maybe Gartner was wrong in its summary of AI last June. Or the CIOs were. Or both were. Or maybe the 3,000 CIOs from 89 countries that Gartner spoke to for the latest stats are wrong this time round."

    Or maybe Howard is talking out of his arse ?

    Sure sounds like marketingspeak to me.

    "background in statistics and data management." would be more useful for manipulating figures for PR purposes than creating an intelligent machine.

    1. Grenou

      Is Gartner ever right??

  4. Doctor Syntax Silver badge

    "CIOs are all over it now"

    And next time round it'll probably be "CIOs have all got over it now". I'm sure a I read something here recently that said more or less that about blockchain so AI has to be next.

  5. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    Currently, there's no such thing as "AI"

    Give me anything "AI" and I will break it in seconds.

    All we have are very large and fast pattern matching programs. It's all we every had. "AI" is a step change away from digital logic.

    When the next Vulture Central poll for icons comes up, I'm going to ask for a "do me a favour" icon :)

    1. Charlie Clark Silver badge

      Re: Currently, there's no such thing as "AI"

      All we have are very large and fast pattern matching programs.

      Sure, but that's also what lots of human intelligence is much of the time. Of course, a lot of it is over-hyped wank, but the combination of the generic libraries and cheaper hardware means that projects that a few years ago required lots of expensive, dedicated resources.

      Chatbots are a trite example but they're being used because they can improve customer service quite a bit if expectations are correct.

      But, yeah, ML doesn't solve problems it just helps automate repetitive tasks.

      1. Doctor Syntax Silver badge

        Re: Currently, there's no such thing as "AI"

        "Chatbots are a trite example but they're being used because they can improve customer service quite a bit if expectations are correct."

        Do you mean if customer expectations are low?

        After TT had bought out my old ISP I had the misfortune to have to use their customer "services" (the two events might well be connected) and still have no idea if there was a bot or a human at the other end. All I can say for sure is that if it was a human they'd failed their Turing test.

        1. Charlie Clark Silver badge

          Re: Currently, there's no such thing as "AI"

          Do you mean if customer expectations are low?

          Yes, because conditioned by dreadful menu systems, themselves a holdover from the first digitised phone systems.

          But let's get this straight: while you can indeed knock up a domain-specific chatbot frontend in a couple of days. it is only going to funnel questions and is going to need constant monitoring and tuning. Ie. you can't just buy this stuff and expect miracles, which is unfortunately, of course, exactly what the PHBs will be thinking. And, of course, there are legions of programmers who might understand the libraries, have no idea how to design user interaction (which is how we got those dreadful menu systems in the first place).

      2. Anonymous Coward
        Anonymous Coward

        By "improve customer service"

        I take it you mean lower both the quality and cost of customer service, a tradeoff companies are prepared to make every time because compensation for upper management doesn't incent caring about repeat business - who cares if customers are pissed off and will never return, the decision makers have their bonuses / stock now! They will move on before the business feels the effect of customers who endured crappy support moving on as well.

  6. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    Despite what the slave-traders and marketroids tell you, what is currently considered "AI" is complete and utter bollocks - it just proves that anything is possible with enough hardware and money thrown at the problem. If I were feeling charitable, I'd probably characterise the current state of the art as 'overpowered expert systems', that's to say: good at one particular thing, bloody useless at anything else.

    I prefer to refer to it as CAG - Computer Aided Guesswork

    1. EricM

      I think it's even worse

      The term "AI" becomes willfully broadened by the IT companies over time to give the impression of and sell into a growing market.

      What really happens in many cases is that stuff that was sold under the label "Analytics", "BI", "Pattern matching", etc already years ago now becomes "AI" by simple rewrite of the marketing materials.

      So it's not just "considered" AI by folks, it's actively marketed as "AI", just because it sells...

  7. Charlie Clark Silver badge

    The Chief Guffmongerer has spoken

    And so it is time to sprinkle all your publications liberally with terms like AI, ML, because companies are going to be clamouring to put "AI" in everything: "smart" toothbrushes anyone?

    1. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      Re: The Chief Guffmongerer has spoken

      Too late

      1. Charlie Clark Silver badge

        Re: The Chief Guffmongerer has spoken

        Oh, fuck! That klingon must have lodged itself somehow! How about "smart" shoelaces?

        Anyway, I only posted to use the new moniker Guffmongerer for clueless industry pundit or analyst. I'm quite proud of it. Course, it'll turn out that someone else thought of that one, too.

        At this rate I'm never going to be a millionaire!

        1. Anonymous Coward
          Anonymous Coward

          Re: The Chief Guffmongerer has spoken

          How about "smart" shoelaces?

          Yep ... - also demo'd at CES.

          (apologies for the link to a Wired article, but if you need to take the pulse of the current shitegeist then it's as good a place as any to start)

          1. Doctor Syntax Silver badge

            Re: The Chief Guffmongerer has spoken

            Charlie, you're going to have to work harder to get in front of the game.

  8. steelpillow Silver badge

    All is explained

    Obviously, between then and now Gartner rolled out their own new AI based survey system.

    Next year, expect a massive rise in the fancy bear dress and block-and-chain markets, the smart end in particular.

  9. iron Silver badge

    "But in a world away from the sentiments expressed toward AI last summer, Gartner roday said AI has implementations have grown 270 per cent in the past four years, and tripled in the last 12 months."

    Did AI write this sentence?

  10. amanfromMars 1 Silver badge

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  11. Wellyboot Silver badge

    Snake oil

    >>>tripled in the last 12 months<<< 3 x almost Nothing is..

    >>>No raw numbers were included<<< BS meter explodes

    1. Doctor Syntax Silver badge

      Re: Snake oil

      "BS meter explodes"

      Reading Gartner articles without first disengaging the BS meter invalidates its insurance.

  12. DerekCurrie

    IRL: "AI" = Expert Systems with speech-to-text and text-to-speech and cloud computing tacked on.

    There is no actual "AI", artificial intelligence. That's a marketing term only, at this point in time. Maybe some day there will be such a thing, but not now.

    We've been bashing at expert systems since 1965 and have reached a point of significant functionality.

    Meanwhile, we've been working on speech recognition since 1952 with significant success beginning in 1975.

    Work on speech synthesis is centuries old. Actual text-to-speech technology was first demonstrated in 1968.

    Put it all together with today's advanced computing quality and we have what is more than optimistically called 'artificial intelligence'. No real 'thinking' is involved. It's database traversal of a high order, doing an increasingly better job of matching data input with optimum data output.

    The original 'test' for real artificial intelligence was described by Alan Turing in 1950. Since that time, there have been many attempts at faking the test but no success. That remains the case today.

    IOW: We continue to live in an Age of Marketing, where nonsense as foisted upon us in order to fake all of our individual tests for what is "real" vs artificial. Another excellent current example is mobile phone marketing where "4G" does not qualify as real standards defined broadband cellular network technology 4G. Exactly the same marketing nonsense foisted as reality is going on with "5G" phone technology.

    Conclusion: Standards and definitions matter. Reality matters. Testing "reality" matters.

  13. ponga


    The classical definition of AI is 'cool things computers can't yet do'. So, 0 %, obviously.

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