Before anyone asks—
Before anyone asks—
—the 2.7818x10⁶ submission titles including the terms "f***ed", "again", "Dynamics 365", "dreadful", "inconsistent" and "b****y hopeless" do in fact belong to me.
Plus, if any of the actual tickets' content becomes exposed, I accept responsibility for several thousand which include phrases along the lines of "What were you THINKING?", "Incredible design stupidity", and one particularly anguished cri de coeur alleging "Coding outsourced to Crotobaltislavonian retards with chronic bilateral frostbite"
The few remaining complaints about shoddy code and avoidable screwups*¹ obviously belong to other happy Microsoft victi customers.
*¹ A paltry ~4x10⁷⁰