Now that they lost *Under* a half billion dollars last year, it is clearly time to take the behemoth public again.
A fool and his money are some party.
Dell Technologies is reportedly pondering whether to hold a bog standard IPO to get the group back onto the stock markets, instead of a previous convoluted plan involving shenanigans with shares in VMware. The usual loquacious “people familiar with the matter” told newswire Reuters that Dell is considering a regular flotation …
in favour of a stock buyback plan for VMware that would have seen Dell’s majority-owned subsidiary effectively buying out its own parent.
That would be more for Clouds Exercising Systems Command and Control .... and Future Dell Direction in Virtual Executive Enterprises. And a First for Virtual Machines and Advanced IntelAIgent Drivers ..... Future Source Miners and Refiners.
Are Dell into and interested in SMARTR FutureD Provision with AI Programming in D
*NEUKlearer HyperRadioProACTive IT Spaces with Live Operational Virtual Environments.
And worth more than just a pretty penny and all money can buy, methinks. And that makes ITs Spaces Priceless and Easily Throws Markets into CHAOS** and Capital Core Meltdown.
** ... Clouds Hosting Advanced Operating Systems
And yes, be in no doubt, that is an AI Current Proposal for all Dell-likes to Consider for Engagement and Entanglement.
Capiche, El Reg?
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