John McAfee plans 2020 presidential tilt John McAfee will run for US president again. In spite of going on the run from the Securities Exchange Commission last month, McAfee yesterday Tweeted his decision, which reverses his previous statements that his political career was over. In spite of past refusals, I have decided to again run for POTUS in 2020. If asked …
I commented on his 2016 plan to run, that whilst he maybe crazier than some asylum inmates, it would at least make for entertaining news coverage.
Then trump won and I am thinking that Mcafee needs to up his game, cause the last 18 months with trump at the helm has been an entertaining ride
Trump is waking up to the news this morning that McAfee will run if he is asked by his party, or will create his own party and run if he is not asked, and that he will issue his own currency with his name on it in big letters. Trump thinks he missed a trick in 2016. "I have good currency, the best currency. It says 'TrumpDollar' on it in yuge letters, so you know you can trust it. And unlike fake currencies TrumpDollars don't go negative so no-one can get into debt or go bankrupt. The Federal Reserve sure wish they'd thought of that one, but I have the best minds working for me at Trump University and they know things much better than the Deep State."
I think our systems of government are finally taking their cues from Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy. To misquote:
"President of the Galaxy is a role that involves no power whatsoever, and merely requires the incumbent to attract attention so no one wonders who's really in charge"
Which is certainly not a good sign, but not as worrisome as the asinine fools we elect continuing to wield nuclear-armed power.
Doesn't matter what anyone else says to them - they'll do it anyway. And thank <insert deity here> for the two terms law, or they'd be doing it for the life of the cretin.
The only non terminal way of solving this problem is education - but since most of them think Heydrich was a fashion designer and (a) Gondwanaland was a short lived Jeep special edition.. They aren't whingeing about evolution because of the retarded fish squirrels - it's simply because it means the Africans and Africa are purer humans and that really grinds their gears (so do most of them since driving stick for them is more terrifying than having an original thought).
The proper way to solve the problem that is the average or lesser spotted trumptard involves voting records, large pits and lots and lots of VX or even Hydrogen Cyanide (you can still buy it for fruit trees, don't tell the Israelis). It'll also help the environment, reduce pollution and environmental loads, not to mention reduce food and other imports and raise the collective IQ of the country to something resembling that of normal members of the species. It's a win win scenario.
PS: Dear World Leaders - should you collectively decide to follow my suggestion I would ask one favour - eliminate as a matter of urgency Westboro Baptists and all similar groups. You'll thank me for it. I'd personally suggest industrial meat grinders, feet first.
Don't hold back...
Personally I believe everyone has the capacity to change but calling them stupid just entrenches them in their opinion and makes them more likely to go out and vote.
Nobody want to invest in education, just enough so they'll do a minimum wage job or two and be quiet is enough for the politicians, can't have people thinking, it's dangerous when they realise the whole system is screwed and nearly everyone is in a race to the bottom. It also serves to allow you to pit one colour against another or one generation against another so while everyone is blaming each other they ignore the elephant in the room.
No, do hold back.
In this day and age all a shit politician needs to win is for the sound arguments against them to be smothered by hate fuelled and fact sparse diatribes like the one above. Every time you make that kind of post you are hiding a reasoned anti-Trump argument.
You want a reasoned argument?
He's Donald Trump.
A slightly more detailed reasoned argument.
He's a horse faced misogynistic sociopath who is to successful business what Jimmy Saville was to compassionate childcare. His policies on the environment and practically everything else would have Suharto, Pol Pot, Chaucescu and Stalin going pale and suggesting he back it off a little. Single handed he's done his level best to destroy NASA, the EPA, and every scrap of scientific worth he can get his mitts on (pun not intended) .
He's got the social grace of duckweed and about the same level of understanding of international affairs. He's managed to undermine and piss off every department of government in a way uniquely his own.
Not to mention that almost every single idea he's had has been racist, homophobic, or recidivist to some degree (or all three) and almost all of them have fallen flatter than a 50th floor suicide.
The man has put back gender, race and sexuality acceptance by 20 years and now all the Trumptards and Trumpettes who are racists have carte blanche to put the boot in (or more likely ram the shotgun* somewhere intimate). I'd love to see the hate crime figures from when Trump got in - I'd imagine a graph going up faster than a F35 on reheat.
But you've missed the point entirely. It really doesn't matter that Trump is a sociopathic cockwomble of epic proportions who is about as good for the human race as a worldwide Marburg pandemic. It really is of no consequence that the little cretin should have been drowned at birth or will be singlehandedly responsible for screwing up the environment and international relations possibly permanently. He was perfectly happy to admit these facts - he's even proud of them.
No. The terrifying thing is EVEN KNOWING THIS FULL WELL 51% OF THE COUNTRY VOTED FOR A SOCIOPATHIC, RACIST, HOMOPHOBIC, MISOGYNISTIC, ILL EDUCATED, CORRUPT AND DANGEROUS IDIOT. which basically makes every single one of those people a small copy of Trump.
Over half of the United States population think living in a mash up of Deliverance, Sore-Ass Hill**, Mad Max & Squidbillies via Dr Strangelove and "the day after tomorrow" is a fantastic concept.
And some of them did it because they were more scared of the alternative - a woman.
I don't know about you, but that scares me rigid.
* "Fer poof blastin'"
** Brokeback Mountain for non cynics.
PS: the British Tory party supported Bobbie "I'm not a Syphilis riddled nutcase" Mugabe and he's visited the UK - despite the fact he's the deranged dictators deranged dictator and uses copies of the Geneva Convention for toilet paper (he's certainly never read it). The Tories don't even want Donnie Dickwit in the country - because he's worse than Mugabe! That's not a position to aspire to. And the American people put him there, "democratically".
As pTerry said "The problem with democracy is that you can't stop Nobby Nobbs from having a vote". Congratulations on half an entire country of Nobby Nobbses.
If I'd have detailed this situation 5 years ago to my GP as reality they *would* have put me in a secure unit on the basis I'm nucking futs.
A Russian elected American president whose a deranged psychopath - elected by a mixture of hacking, misdirection and inbred rednecks.
A weekly US school machine gunning
An hourly London stabbing or death by moped
Imploding EU
Volcanoes erupting out of nowhere (trained geologist, that simply doesn't happen)
People actually listening to a Rees-Mogg.
Womb transplants
Murderous poofs on the beeb
Italians making cars (other than Ferraris) that people actually want!
American president trying to start 2 nuclear wars at the same time
Dogs and cats living together - mass hysteria
You'd never be able to sell modern reality as a movie script - no one would believe you.
You need to work on your definition of a reasoned argument.
In the meantime, if you want to avoid 4 more years of Trump please stop what you're doing. Just stay away from politics and let more seasoned campaigners take it from here. You've already literally told anti-trumpers to give up and that's wrong.
Assuming you don't like Trump that is. I've not written off that you are on his payroll.
Either way, just stop, you're making it harder to stop him getting 4 more years.
I for one will welcome our dribbling overlord - oh wait, that's the current incumbent.
It isn't possible for anyone or anything to be worse than Donnie Dickwit. It's like watching a whole continent version of a wasp landing on a stinging nettle - someone's gonna get stung but you just don't care.
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