Re: Not in a month...
My favourite "war story" is having witnessed how badly the NHS deal with something as simple as a dislocated shoulder (surely dislocated shoulders are what you learn in Doctor kindergarten ? )
"Doctor" number 1 post so-called "examination" : "You'll be all right, go home, here have some strong painkillers".
Patient expresses dissatisfaction with diagnosis. Requests second opinion.
Enter stage left "Doctor" number 2, cue "examination" and mutterings with Doctor number 1.
Doctor number 2, "well, you should be ok, but if you like, whilst you're here, you can have an X-ray, I don't think its necessary though".
Patient expresses desire for X-Ray. Doctor scribbles on a piece of paper and sends the patient down the corridor to the X-Ray queue.
Wait .... X-Ray .... Back to Waiting Room to wait ....
A new face, Doctor number 3 appears to summon the patient.
Doctor 3 ... "that looks painful and I've now seen the X-Ray too, its obviously a dislocation and we need to do something about it".
TL;DR ....
(1) It took the NHS five hours to correctly diagnose a simple medical issue
(2) It should not take a total of 6 so-called doctors to resolve said medical issue (three "doctors" time was taken up in diagnosing the issue, and different three "doctors" time was taken up in resolving it - although the resolution process felt like an impromptu training session although they refused to admit it).